thought this is for both genders

I think both genders would like this as it is about relationships but fun too.

The Man Rules*******************
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear 'the rules'
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -

to give them a bigger laugh.

Ain't it the truth???

Thanks be......makes a lot of sense eh? LOL

LMAO

But orange is both a fruit AND a color..... why can't the others be? Do you have a problem with fruit? Are you a fruitist?

hahaha a fruitist? hehehehe

LMAO.That's great! Just great!

I always seriously wondered about the toilet seat thing.
Honestly! What makes women think that "down" is the default toilet seat position? It takes just as much effort to put it down as to put it up, maybe less.

Has anyone heard Demetri Martin's line about oranges and carrots?

"I think they named oranges before they named carrots.
'What are those?'
'They're orange. Oranges.'
'But what about these?'
'Oh s***. ...Long pointies?'"

Thanks, I needed a laugh. Really.

I especially relate to the color one....we are building a house...decorating...yeah.

how come that said nothing about shutting the shower curtain???????? ha ha ha ha

my husband says i am obsessive about the shower curtain being shut... its true i cant stand for it to be open...

I dont complain about the toilet seat much... rather put it down my self than have to sit down on a wet seat cause no one wanted to lift it! ha ha ha ha

I have to say my mil bless her heart taught all her boys to put the seat down. there is nothing worse than getting up in the middle of the night half asleep and all but fall in. cold wet dirty rim lol

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I always seriously wondered about the toilet seat thing.
Honestly! What makes women think that "down" is the default toilet seat position? It takes just as much effort to put it down as to put it up, maybe less.

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Gravity begs to differ. Far less energy is used in putting the toilet seat down, because you are going with gravity, rather than against it.

However, I personally like the whole lid down. Looks nicer and all, and we have a lot of company. Then everybody has to put in some effort.