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Old May 19, 2011, 10:31 AM
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Just got this in an e-mail from a friend:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.
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Old May 19, 2011, 10:42 AM
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LOL - very true and meaningful but funny in the end. Thanks for sharing Perna.
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Old May 19, 2011, 11:49 AM
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So true. Thanks.
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Old May 19, 2011, 02:33 PM
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HAHA! I love it! That might need to be forwarded to my mom....
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Old May 20, 2011, 02:48 AM
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still laughing
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Old May 21, 2011, 04:08 AM
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Thanks...I've re-read this a couple times now
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Old May 25, 2011, 05:20 PM
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Thanks for sharing that. The laughing helped me feel a lil better
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Old May 25, 2011, 11:38 PM
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Very nice Perna, thank you.

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Old May 26, 2011, 11:03 AM
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It is a good one!
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Old May 27, 2011, 08:22 AM
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I'm still laughing about this too, have come back. I'd like to forward this, if that's ok?
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