What's Your Dumb Superpower?

So some superheroes have some really lame powers. Take for instance Aquaman ... to beat him all you have to do is stand about 10 feet back on the beach. Or the Green Lantern. He could be beaten by a yield sign. It wouldn't even have to be an evil yield sign.

So it got me to wondering ... what other stupid superpowers could we invent? I'll start with a couple and if you can think of a useless or dumb superpower, tell us about it.

Nosebleed Man
The ability to get a nosebleed at the worst possible time - It's Nosebleed Man! Here to ... wait a minute ... okay, dang ... it won't stop!

Nekkid Boy
The ability to be naked in under 10 seconds - Nekkid Boy is here save the day! Jeeze man, put some clothes back on! Yeah, you're gonna catch a cold or something.

(Incidentally, these are the actual superpowers of my two boys )

CAPTAIN INDECISIVE! After an accident involving a radioactive (or drunk) spider, my indecisiveness was raised to superhuman levels!, my sidekicks are awkwardness and shyness. Together we use our powers to make people feel very awkward.

CAPTAIN INDECISIVE!

FART GIRL! After a chance encounter with a bowl of coleslaw at a random smalltown diner... oh who am i kidding. Its my hobby. Stand back, folks!

Lol, those are awesome!

Hello Citizens, you can call me SMALL-HANDS MAN! With my creepy little girl hands I can reach into the smallest areas to retrieve missing items. My weaknesses are trying to palm softballs and opening jars! Too ... wide. Can't ... get a ... grip!

The water fairy. My bladder problems mean that you can rely on me to put out fires, but lol I'm in the Uk we have too much water, in fact it was me who caused all the recent flooding- now where did I moor that ark?

I'm the wonder truster.
I trust people too easily I let my guard down, then get trampled on to my demise. Always been this way.

I am the Wonder-Truster

I trust too easily only to get burned in the end. I've always searched for my faith in humanity, yet have never truly found it. Everyone deceives, lies, steals, cheats without a care in the world. I don't know why I trust as much as I do. Where there is hope, I suppose that's why I still search. My faith is pretty much gone at this point tho...but that could be the major depression talking and the major confusion in my head. I'm not sure anymore.

That about sums up my dumb superpower

Sorry, I tried deleting my previous post, I didn't realize it posted.
I guess my new dumb super power is not being able to figure out how to delete posts, lol. I pressed the delete button. I'm having a bad day I think, lol.

I have this one as well, haha.

Are we allowed to have "Dual-Superpowers"?
Would seem fair to offset dual-diagnoses, lol. You know....to balance things off.

You can have as many as you want! Maybe one of your superpowers is the power to have too many superpowers.

That's my superpower right there. I'm super dumb.

Lol .

I suppose, I would want invisibility and do good deeds for people deserving of them. Oh, wait...that's not a dumb super-power' tho. Lol. I guess I just wish I could do that.

I guess I would be Mighty Mouth.
My dumb super power would be my multi-talented mouth.
I can use it to calm/soothe you.
Create complete confusion/ chaos.
Bore you into a deep sleep or coma,
Or give you a good tongue lashing & reduce you into nothing.

Mega burp. I can burp so loud I can stun a crowded room into pure silence. All it takes is a McDonalds milkshake.

The Super Sneezer...possesses the ability to scare small animals and children with her sudden-and-excessively-loud tornado-like bursts of air emanating from her nostrils and throat at many many hundreds of miles per hour...can take out ANY evil genius at only a few paces...and destroy their eardrums as well...

Madame Menopause - I'm adding to the global climate crisis with every hot flash.

Okay, everybody has to wear their super costume on the cruise. What cruise? You know, THE cruise!! Mine is like a jet pack, only powered by human gas.

Loser man.

I have the superpower of creating the worst possible life i can for myself.

You mean our "dream cruise vacation" on our thread??
GREAT! Now how am I gonna get Mick Jaggers lips & Gene Simmons tongue??? Lol

I thought I held that title.
Seriously though, things can get better darlin!
We just have to learn from our mistakes (all the things that DIDN'T work)
and try not to do the same things over & over and expecting different results.
You'll get there! Just don't give up!

SUPER STEALTH: the ability to tiptoe around people so quietly, that they believe the subject has actually teleported. Usually detectable by someone shouting "Ahhhh! Where did you come from!?"

You guys are cracking me up , I am happy we can find humor despite the suffering we endure <3

My Duel super power...

Captian Melancholy/Berserker.

Super Weakness! (as opposed to super strength) Whenever danger strikes i use my superior weakness to stop crime in its tracks! ...unless they just step over me.

I know there's a superhero called "arm fall of boy"...his super power is detaching his arm and using as a club.

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Call me... ANGER BOY!
I'm like the Incredible Hulk but with fat instead of muscle and the weakest punch known to man...