lightbulb jokes

How many Analytic Philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?

None-its a pseudo-problem...light bulbs give off light (hence the name)...if the bulb was broken and wasn't giving off light, it wouldn't be a 'light bulb' now would it? (oh, where has rigor gone?!)

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Generally only one, but some rooms we can't even get into since 1933.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Actually they are afraid to do it...they think that if they remove the top layer bulb, that they will disturb the (presumed) earlier bulbs that are screwed in beneath the one that is currently showing...

How many neuroscientists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only the dumb ones could do it--the others could not pass the BBB (Brain-Bulb-Barrier)

How many particles does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm...well, if we know the position of the burned-out light bulb, then we cannot answer this question with certainty.

How many Natural Selectionists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well actually, we won't even TRY to change the bulb. We will simply stop using the room that has the burned out bulb, and start using only rooms with FUNCTIONING bulbs. That way, over time, ....

How many Creation Scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: one to change it quickly, and one to point out that no transitional forms occurred at all.

How many theodicists does it take to change a light bulb?

100-one to change the bulb, and 99 to explain why an infinite God of love would allow darkness to occur in the world at all

how many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it will take a long long time, and the light bulb has got to really want to change.