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Nov 02, 2007, 06:54 AM
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A piece of string walks into a grocery store, and asks the manager where the milk is. The manger looks at him and says "Are you a piece of string?" Well the string being an honest piece of string says "Why yes I am." The manager looks at him and says "Sorry but we don't sell to string in this store."
Well the piece of string feeling really upset walks out of the store and around the corner. He starts twisting himself around and rolling on the ground until he had knoted himself up and his ends looked all messy. Once he got up he went back into the store and asked the manager again "Where is the milk?" The manager looks at him and says "Aren't you the same piece of string that I told that we don't serve string in here?" The piece of string looks at him and says..............(big punch line coming) "No I am a frayed knot!" Have a great day and remeber be as wiley as the piece of string.
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Nov 02, 2007, 07:20 AM
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Well...talk about re-inventing oneself!!
That was cute dragonphoto! Thanks for the morning giggle  Hugsss sabby |
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Nov 02, 2007, 07:54 AM
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Nov 02, 2007, 10:44 AM
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Now I've got it.....I'm not a simple piece of string, I'm a frayed knot.
Boy, it's good thing I didn't start out as a frog.
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Nov 02, 2007, 10:46 AM
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ok - that took me a minute - but LOL. Thanks for sharing.
--splitimage
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Nov 02, 2007, 10:46 AM
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Glad everyone enjoyed have a wonderful day.
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Nov 02, 2007, 01:08 PM
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lol
 a sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says sorry... we dont serve food groan....... did you hear about the dyslexic man wanting a beer? He walked into a bra groan jinny
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Nov 02, 2007, 02:46 PM
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lol
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Nov 02, 2007, 04:20 PM
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lol!!!
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Nov 02, 2007, 06:23 PM
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Good play on words! LOL
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Nov 02, 2007, 06:24 PM
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Yeah wait until Monday's joke of the day. Have a great weekend everyone. ((((((((((everyone)))))))
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Nov 02, 2007, 06:24 PM
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LOL Yeah... "groan" to the first one but the second one gets a
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Nov 02, 2007, 07:03 PM
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lol. love wordplay. i do plenty of that!
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Nov 03, 2007, 02:40 PM
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Way back in the day when AOL was just starting, I'd frequent chat rooms quite a bit. There was a guy that used to love to play word association. For some reason, I caught his attention. We'd IM back and forth doing just that, word association.
He'd never even say "hello". He'd just shoot me a word or a short phrase and we'd go for it. At least he had the desency to say "See ya later." LOL That was SO much fun!! 
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Nov 04, 2007, 12:25 AM
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how does Bob Marley like his doughnuts??????
.......................................wi jammin' jin x mind you just to ruin it you call it jelly (huh)blah |
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