Got any 'naughty' ideas?

I got up this morning and decided to put on an old pair of trousers, they are bright orange and checked, I also had my fluffy eeyore slippers. My children laughed and thought I looked very funny. But I did this to rebel! Yes, I maybe nearly 40 but I can have fun too?

Anyway, I have an urge to do something 'naughty.' Do you have any naughty ideas that I could do? Without getting into too much trouble!

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i think you should put saran rap over the tolit seat.

before I had neighbors move in front of me I could stand on my porch in my undies lol

Oh, if I put wrap on the toilet seat I know who'll end up cleaning up the me! That won't be much fun.

when you are at home alone, you could crank up some music and dance around in your underwear like Tom Cruise in risky business, just make sure the windows are closed LOL

I don't think anyone would want to see me in just my undies!

http://www.fakecrap.com/funfree/classicpranks.html

Ahhh, yes I do sing (or try to) to very loud music, is it essential to do it in just your underwear though?

When I lived in Washington, the fire station near me on a main road had a sewer plate in front of it, in the driveway there, and there was a silver dollar or half dollar glued to part of it (the round handle) and I got taken once, thinking it was free money. Apparently lots of people did. It was good for a double-take.

Heres one, go to your nearest ATM, wait till some people get behind you in line, and when you get your money, jump up and down waive your arms and Yell "I won, I won!!"

Mmm..... I might ring the zoo and ask to speak to Mr Lyon.

while making the beds, fold the bottom sheet , so it looks like the bed has a top and bottom sheet and then just wait for bed time and listen to the shouts.............. its fun

That's cute..I never thought of that one. I can't really think of anything execept for skinny dipping. You could wrap something in toilet paper..I did it to the dog once..pretty funny and the dog didn't care at all..in fact he got mad and started growling when me and my sister tried to un-toilet paper him!!

Make the beds... um, sounds like hard work to me.

Short-sheeting is NOT fun, TRM My husband doesn't have a clue and is forever laying on top of the spread/sheets and I accuse him of short-sheeting me and he doesn't know what it means :-)

I would just find 10-15 of the worst puns/jokes I could and tell them all day to anyone who'd stand still for 5 seconds.

How many dead people are there in that cemetery over there?

All of them.

ok, I don't have a dog but I do have chickens. Now how do I get a chicken to sit still long enough to wrap it in toilet paper?

Sometimes when hubby dont carry the laundry upstairs for me right away from the basement I will fold his underwear, socks and pj's inside out . He gets so frustrated when I do that lol.

Oh, Perna.

I'm groaning!

Oh, I could try putting the washing in the wrong drawers, oh, wait, I do that anyway!

You could train the chickens to respond to something bizarre and stand on the "opposite" side of the road so people understand how you get them to cross. (It's not even 7:30 and I'm already not making sense; say, goodnight, Perna, "Goodnight, Perna!").

Perna, you make me smile!

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Food coloring is a great way to get someone to throw out his or her milk well before its expiration date. Just add a few drops of black food dye to a jug of milk and your friend will think it has curdled. I used to like to taint my milk and then drink from the jug with others looking on in disgust.

Here is another great trick if your friends have children that drink Kool-Aid or juice. Empty the Kool-Aid/juice into the sink. Fill the container back up with water and add a few drops of the appropriate coloring dye to make the water look like the previous contents of the pitcher. The kids will complain to their parents that something is wrong with the Kool-Aid. When I did it, my friend told his kids, "you are just imagining things, I am not going to waste good money and mix another batch just because you kids want more sugar in your Kool-Aid." He finally tasted the phony mixture and realized something was amiss, but not before making his children feel inadequate.

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Here's a harmless little prank that's always good for a laugh. Leave someone an urgent message to return a phone call from a Mr. Lord. Put the phone number from Dial-A-Prayer on this message. Most city phone directories have Dial-A-Prayer numbers listed. This also works for Mr. T. O'Day (time of day) or Mr. Weathers (weather number). Also call the local zoo and ask for Mr. Lyon. Leave these messages on answering machines too.

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I have no clue..but it could be fun trying to get it to be still..I'll help!! I wonder if you could toilet paper a cow?? I may have to try that sometime..I'm surronded by cowfeilds so finding a cow can't be that hard.

I love the pun idea Perna..it's rather PUNNY!!! I'm sorry I couldn't help myself.

Mmm... I guess I could food-colour the dinner one night and see what happens. We are eating purple chips tonight folks!