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What are you scared of? People gravitate towards you because your funny. Do you not realise that the only reason that you and your two muckers got ingratiated into the "it" crowd was because they thought YOU were funny. My parents would never have let me hang around with them even if big bird asked me out.
Don't you realise that since you left them to train that the crowd dumped them ? It's just two of them and fried eggs prancing up and down the high street pretending to be catwalk models. I don't think big bird will stay here either. Stick to training and screw them. Your not missing out on anything. Train hard, you WILL get new friends, you all ready speak to some and retire before you are thirty then pop the champagne. You and eyelashes are better than me. Its just luck of the draw. |
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It's Greek yoghurt . It's tarte tasting (sour ) so I liked half a sachet of sugar especially since it was morning. My female system couldn't handle cooked breakfast so cereal, toast, and yoghurt with fruit should see me through the training session. I imagine that I bit her head off for questioning me for putting sugar in yoghurt. But Greek yoghurt is much better for you. My brother took a fruit corner from my fridge thiking it was ordinary ones and didn't realise it was Greek and thought it tasted off.
I remember in our home gym once and my lips were chapped from the cold or sun , I cannot remember the season. But she said that my bottom lip had teeth marks on them. It was just the pattern of dry skin. I probably should have peeled it off. But I told her I did not bite my lips and she argued till we were both blue in the fave and I relented and just said fine, whatever. We had Chinese and I did go in a mood because they botched my order! Chilli and honey shredded chicken I ordered. So someone gave me half their chow mein. That was last time I vowed to go in a huff over food. Last edited by Unbrokensoulgeron; Apr 05, 2018 at 02:34 PM. |
#3
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The way she reacted I began to.get paranoid that I maybe had an eating disorder. There was nothing on I could eat at canteen so I plumped for fish fingers chips and peas. I didn't see the point of forcing down a plate of salad like the men and being uncomfortable the whole night. It was just bad luck that the head coach caught me eating an unhealthy tea.
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#4
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They say three is a crowd . It must have got to me and I did my knee in so I sat out. The coach tapped me on the shoulder and said with a little wink you need to eat more .
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Oh the same thing happened to Larry and he quit competing too. He got whipped. She needed to add that last part. I should have said: does that not say more about the coach than the players if history repeats itself?
Shin splints. That was your fight (to me) so I would have got first place at the Brits |
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I was helping teach in nearby town. In the car driving there, the club runner was in a gleeful mood and he showed me the tabloid newspaper and on the front page was a different clubs intructor. They had been caught with a 17 year old student and because he had a wife and family it made headlines.
I was stunned by his jovial response because he was guilty himself and had not been reported because he was an eternal bachelor who was married to his job . Yes I stuck up for him and said this. He met his current girlfriend while she was in high school. In Scotland that means she would have left to attend university at 18. I had heard through the grape vine that he had no option but to halt his classes at her school because of their illicit relationship. So common sense says she must have been of legal age 16 to 17 and he was 30. She was 18 at most.But I do not wish to speculate or call the kettle black. |
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Kettle black would turn around and say to my team mate when I began to enjoy life again, that I was acting like a fairy and was in need of a damn good fu$×ing. This meant not being beaten up but someone to knock sense into me sex wise. I had a boyfriend but we broke up. This happened to me at another workplace. I broke up with someone and tongues were wagging because I was in no rush to find someone new at the drop of a hat.
Last edited by Unbrokensoulgeron; Apr 08, 2018 at 11:17 AM. |
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Sometimes you have to leave people to make up their own minds. Nobody can press their opinion and view upon someone even though I know people do. Not everyone is sucked in by toxic gossips. People can think, that's what separates us from animals.
With my mum on holiday, it want the fact that they got drunk to their eyeballs and balled at me. It was how my mum told everyone she encountered that it was ME who ruined the holiday. But there is always two sides to every story. People in the hotel must have picked up the bad vibes is a man came up to our room with a baseball bat telling my mum to leave me be. |
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I bet she nevery told anyone that David got sunstroke and threw up five times in the apartment and left it there till morning expecting me or her to clean it up. Bet she never told anyone that she promised to let me get the bus and go.shopping and sight seeing then wouldn't let me do anything. Nope. I bet she lied about that black and blue bruises all over her forearms from the family who stuck up for me just because they got drunk and had to take their temper tantrums out on someone . My mum would have kicked me out on the streets before she lost her meal ticket aka David any day. She would tell my neighbour when she was in between jobs that SHE was away to keep the Wolf from the door just to rub her nose in it. She only worked 20 hours.And me and my Bro were old enough to look after ourselves.
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I worked 36 hours at tesco in a normal week. But my contract was 28 hours. I had to go into my mother's work for a sub. And my old coach was in to get flyers printed . And he says accross the workplace "your working for a change are you" and chuckles insinuating I was lazy. In the gym he would call me a lazy part-timer .
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Why do you listen to boys music? I tried working like a trooper and my pal passed by with someone cooler than me and went "woah better leave you if you have that much work to do" . Broken wine bottles. You two.don't need alcohol you are naturally high. You were super woman on Friday. Your not confrontational type. Nutters club. You always seem so calm. You never get nervous. I am the great pretender!
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#13
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Went over seas for Training seminar
I just packed bare necessities Late spring clothes A hoodie and a denim jacket Training t shirts Couple of evening tops You threw my hoodie To the back of the bus I had to keep denim jacket on In restaurant, it was thin luckily You lost my jumper Because someone at school Said it was cool I was cold on the nights After the seminars Sort of ruined it for me |
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Socks clash with shoes
Haha its ok Us Scots don't know Much about fashion Parade, panda eyes Hoover, sheep Don't sweat it's ok Off in a cloud puff Can't remember why But it must have been justified Time to exonerate Even Fred noticed That I got all the grief And that someone Had to be picked on And how you took Your moods out in classes. Here min. My best two fighters Are chicks Blue 540 was better than me It was my fault I halted morning training I was on a see saw I knew I wasn't going Any further with competing Last edited by Unbrokensoulgeron; Apr 17, 2018 at 09:31 AM. |
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Pasta bake and shortbread
I was an all right cook! It's ok about job form Small boobs Your part of family now We may have got married If I had found a job That I was semi happy in |
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I apologise for
Spilling turbo shandy I probably never got Black sheep's job Because they DID know About my spell in Rehab And going off rails for a whlie But I grew up fast After the hospital What else could I have done. If I hadn't become unwell I wouldn't have stayed Together with Fred So glad he never Got a hold of tiger Who came to tea And the law enforcers Sorter it out He did coincidentally Drive past me an Awful lot Sorry to his brother It was unprofessional of me To bring it up with you . Shame less, you could Have waited and told your brother That he got same picture frame You really upset her New Africa punched lamp post You were the most self centred Out of all of us You took a photo And put your hand over me And said it would have been Perfect, if this was cut out Right to my face. Brass neck. |
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I was out in night club
With my fiance of six years I had a dress on Showing no cleavage And tights on my legs As I was a bit self conscious About being frumpy. I can forgive you for the Eggs incident online. But calling me a slapper Right in my ear If I had told Fred The moment after you said it You might not be alive today He would have murdered you For calling me that. I was devoted to Fred I never cheated on him . |
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I knew being streetwise
Isn't enough for a girl If there is more than one Person, say a gang. Pepper spray? Martial Arts? No not enough. In over my head. Kick a vicious dog. Sure. But more than one man. Nothing you can do. I was aware of my limitations. I was jumped in primary school. One boy, he stopped. It was on a grass verge Of a main road . Nothing came of it. Snapped pool queue. Money goes up his nose. The red man. Every woman's fear. In a stark euphemism. It's too close to the bone. Not my fault He could not see past Teenage bravado. Cheer up it may never happen. I even said the only way I would ever feel safe Was if I carried a gun. What the use is martial arts If someone has a gun?? So when her mum Said they left her friend Who was too drunk to stand In a strangers home And trusted him Just because he was A university student. I spoke not out of experience Buy how foolish of a thing they did. |
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It was necessary
So I didn't think Of jokes of air hockey Or Will self with his God complex. |
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I learnt my lesson
It had absolutely Nothing to do With karate or being hard. I was just hot headed. Brandon Lee. But when push came to shove... Pool cue had back up. He left them alone Even if I lost. I guess monkey see monkey do Was appealing They stole bikes I got grounded He never did Glad I am female If I was born male With testosterone I think I would have Got into a lot of trouble. I couldnt even fight a friend when They put my Deirdre Barlow Glasses down the toilet She did me a favour. Red Adidas trousers. I thought she was cool. When they hung themselves. It struck a chord. She acted like glue. I took a rose from A womens garden And she said she would Phone social work Andy Sugden Sorry grumps saga That was so out of character for me |
#21
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Again sorry for comment
It was my fault you didn't return. I was influenced by my friends One called my boyfriend A simple Simon Because he was quiet And very self conscious They also said their mum's Speculated that he was gay Because he hadn't had a girlfriend Since he was 14. He just had one night stands When he was drunk. |
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My friend was on bedroom floor
Bottom half naked Puke on her top And on the floor I helped to carry her home From the pub. But I had worked back Shift 2-10 So I had no idea when I met them That she all ready had a skinful |
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The same girl that got her drunk
Dropped me on a concrete step In a club alleyway. Two men carried me to a taxi And I got home safe. Her parting words were: "It is your own fault If you get raped tonight." |
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Fred would have tried To rough you up But I didn't want Any drama or violence But that comment Was probably the biggest Reason I wanted to leave my hometown. The hospital saved me From slipping through the net. |
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It was just a sassy song
I didn't even tie It to any sexual inuendo |
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