Loordy, Lourdy the COUCH is 40....

I said not the 1 ply!

I am lower middle class. Buy 95% of my clothes at thrift stores... but my closet is filled with name brand because of that I figure I can afford t by thrift store shopping.

Charmin in my house...nothing else. And STOP SQUEEZING IT!!!

my car is a 2001, im at the shop getting a tune up

OMG I want to punch something RIGHT NOW!
I can overhear the office hag in a meeting below my office and some of it is total BS Taking credit for stuff I did. Ugh.

Go march in there and call BULL SH IT

Mine is a 2001 too... I love it and don't ever want to have to give it up... but I know the day is coming...

No... this is a time to sit queitly and let her cook her own goose. The bosses know...

when she comes out, at least say " boy these walls are thin, I heard about all your accomplishments. " Put her on notice that the couch peeps are gonna kick her a s s.

Actually I should enjoy hearing her getting grilled...
She is really good at part of her job but sucks at anything that involves budgeting or HR...

Sconnie...if you need, I have a bunch of Charmin you could punch at my house. It's soft, so it won't hurt your hand!

Hi Tilly!!

You know, my day has gotten better playing with yous guys. I have to head over to my group home and see what's going on!

Peace!

And that is what we are all here for....

Chopin... Or I could leave a roll on her desk with a little post it that says "To clean up all the B S you left in the meeting yesterday."

Go spray her office.

<<<------ still looking for a paternal figure to keep me in line and help me grow up, pay based on experience.... all applicants welcome, must be over 40 and Female... preferably with the ability to knit, call me sweetie and send me birthday cards.... ok, so maybe not ALL applicants are welcome.

Darn... I don't qualify on two levels....

O and by the way, Ill buy you mothers day gifts and gifts on other holidays.... You'll need it after putting up with me.

Hold that thought...as there aren't many applicants lined up to mother me... LOL

Never mind I'll go to therapy instead.

And I killed it......

It's revived!
I't's alive.
It's a (minor) miracle!...Okay not really.

At my session yesterday T said something about being sorry she couldn't give me everything that I needed. I said sadly that I never will get those things though, would I. I just missed out (and I looked up for a few seconds and sadly smiled at her). She said one would hope you'd get some of those things from a therapy relationship.

I'm still not sure how possible that is.

Thanks Night, I'm about to hire a faux mommy and call it a day... Who says money can't buy you happiness?

It works when you buy a puppy. Well, maybe not while the puppy is 8 weeks old and crying in the night to go outside multiple times, or when it chew your TV remote.

Maybe a faux mommy would work some of the time too. Let me know how it works out. I'm shopping too.

Night what time is it at your place?

11:43am ....which is apparently too short to say on it's own.