Is any couch better than none? Welcome to Couch 41

Dogs Biotch
Sea Hag
Sand Witch
Downtrodder
Head kicker
Ear Shite

Wait a minute - aren't some of those kinda compliments? Or terms of endearment?

ok, now I know the couch is dead. We are given an opportunity to come up with derogatory terms for an Office Hag. And everyone shuts up.

WHAT'S WITH YOUS GUYS?

hahaha...
I think Sap Sucker is perfect. We have birds here called that so it is a perfect code name! I am also partial to Office Pissah....

I thought Lola would be all over this one

COOL WHIP.... COOL WHIP... Get your free COOL WHIP on the couch....

Yes. For instance Hog Groper can go either way.

I am off....going to OZ. Not really, going to see the Wizard. And see what the wizard thinks of me. Hmmmm.....

And I better do some actual work today...

T cancelled my appointment for today. She has bronchitis. She was nice enough about it, I guess. Said she had been looking forward to talking to me. I just feel really deflated.

And at the same time, I got an email from this job saying that I was qualified, but not the most qualified so I won't be asked for an interview.

Fix - maybe this extra time till you see her again will be of real help to both of you get some rest and try to unwind!!

Sorry to hear that Fix.

Home, anxiously awaiting nap time with my grumpy kiddos. T later this afternoon.

Ill chime in later , i have to get on the road

you can learn something new everyday...especially on the couch..

btw Wiki... that term has not be defined yet on urban dictionary if you want to be the first to add the definition

I was gonna vote for tit flipper!

Maybe not a compliment, but an interestIng job description... honestly how do you sweet nIce girls come up with this stuff??! LOL

i bet he tells you you already have a brain ,lots of heart ,and an unbelievable amt of courage

did i hear cool whip

Hey granite... I missed you...

you are so sweet .hows things been going ready my girl?

I now refer all my friends out. I never handled friends acting like clients well. I think you are quite kind to try.

i don't think i would ever ask a lawyer friend to help. it would be strange. like i had a really good friend who was a staff in one of the residential homes i was in and was even my maid of honor when i got married .she id a physiologist and OMG i know way to much of her life to ever want to see her . lol but she must be good . i do know she is great with teens ,except her own lol. but don't ever ask her for marital advice. she has been divorced 3 times and god only knows how many engagements. i swear she was collecting diamonds for a tennis bracelet. lol

Hi granite!

Butt Nugget
Coupon *****
Snotty *****
Dried up Bitty
Titty Baby
Jack Wagon
Turd Knocker

I'll have more later, I gotta drive now...

Hi ya RS and Granite!

hey sconnie

ware ya heading lola ?