Couch 43 ... 1 year !! Thanks for the memories

(((Granite)))

so i got there about 1 min before 5 because i sit in my car untill it is time and the b i t c h at the desk told her i had just got there at about 5 after when T callrdbecause the b i t c h never let her know i was there but she lied. so then T was another 5 min late because she likes tomake me waight .
so i get in there the chair is almose to the wall in the corner and there was clasical music playing very loudly in the room.it felt like an assault on my body big time. i sat in the chair put in the corner and T said goodness i am behind.
i couldn't handle any of it .i knew she was so so upset at me last week but i didn't know it was this bad. i was so sorry but couldnt figure out how to tell her. and the music and talking was confusing me. i knew she just wanted me to go so i did. i wish i could remember what i said.

maybe she was playing the music to see just how narcissistic i really am. because i couldn't Hadlee sharing my T with it and i couldn't figure out the right way to tell her what was going on with out being a disgusting selfish narcissist. point proven

((chickie)) Did she say "goodness, I am behind" or "goodness YOU are behind"? If she said I, then she wasn't upset with you. Stupid desk biotch. Grrrrr.

no no no...(((girlfriend))) you aren't a narcissist. You aren't. Your mind is playing tricks, don't listen to it. T is not the mother. You are not the mother.



I am so sorry it feels so bad. ugh. I wish I could hug you for reals.

Today is brought to you by the letter D (for dumbass). It's Ellie's word really, but I have repeated it all day. Your T is a dumbass for having music playing. She's a dumbass for sitting quiet in sessions and letting you freak out. My T is a dumbass for not calling me. MKAC's mc is a dumbass for pushing her too far. Dr. Phil is a dumbass because he trivializes mental illness.

10" X 2"

I guess it's actual size?

Alright...loading up the hippie van and going to beat the living snot out of granite's t.
There will be Irish whiskey, baseball bats and weed. MKAC may bring a gun. Anything goes. SD said nothing about beating a T while intoxicated, just as long as we don't text, call or email, right?

I killed the couch.

No no you didn't I just got here

No you dint - we're waiting in the van!!

Okay...just grabbing the keys...

(did any of you watch Up In Smoke?)
((gawd I love Cheech and Chong))

dum...dum..dum....it's hyper wiki....

chatty patty

attention *****....

Where the hell is granite?

Bring the spritzer chickie, we're going on a road trip!

Honestly... sometimes you would think T's forget what their job is.

Ugh.. adding numbers together for the last 3hrs.. I have a headache. Time for a shower and wine break!!!

I will join the posse and hunt down Granite's T!

Wiki... you are wired!!! Its great!!!!!!!!!

I know, right? Music. What the hell is that?

I am not trying to minimize your pain by joking granite. Sorry. I am really pissed at her though (your t).

I could barely survive the music they played in the waiting room at xt (elevator music) I started bringing my ipod.

Granite... I'm sorry that your T didn't stick to all of her normal patterns today... its upsetting when things change from week to week... I so get that..

Well I have to go pick my kids up at church... I'm still at work... I'm working twice as hard this week and twice as hard later so I can take a week off next week.

Exactly. Pattern. It's not rocket science.

I could do the whole T thing in my sleep. For reals.

How does an accountant get a week off this time of year? Oh yea, not a tax accountant either.

Which reminds me, I need to call the woman who is doing ours.

That's a much-quoted statistic, but I think it is out of date.

Howdy CE. Should we make it a poll?