Couch 53 Bringing it All Back Home

BPA, I can guarantee that, in the event you do cry with T, you will stop at some point. Guaranteed. But I get how scary it is to think about. And also (whispering): 20 seconds of courage, sweetie.

I hate sleeping in a hot room, too. Or rather, trying to sleep, because I generally don't. Why is it that we put the bedrooms furthest from the central air thingie? My room is on the third floor and the A/C is on the first floor. Hardly any cool gets up there and it's the hottest room in the house.

I had a fab T session this morning. I made some connections I'd been missing. Maybe I'm not really a bad person, after all.

Ooo, look, I'm only 20 (now 19) posts from 2000! So, I'll be spamming the couch today.

I got a text from xgrpcoT saying she had the urge to check in with me and asked how I was doing. Ethical or not, I feel so sad that she's not my T - she is so caring.

Are you sure we aren't twins?

I would so do this, in a picture window facing a major hwy....LOL , But I'm immature, errr fun like that.

My H saw them and said "honestly wiki, it's like being married to a perpetual teenager sometimes." Yea, kind of, but who cares if it made him laugh, right?

Hey, do Keens have an insole like a tennis shoe with arch support? They look cool, but I have a foot injury and need a cushion and arch support in my shoes.

Critter...you're in for the super duper 2000 post surprise... wa hoo!

I have a really good friend who wears her hair very short (maybe half an inch) and has piercings and lots of ink. We go everywhere together. We're pretty sure that most of the town thinks we're a couple. Even the nail salon folks ask where she is if I happen to go in alone. At the pool where I/we swim, we'll each get asked where the other is if we go alone.
We don't bother correcting anyone. We know the truth and the rest of the world can suck it.

MKAC...yes. I generally wear tivas, but I needed more support and these are great.

do you guys still love me?????

1-yes
2- god no way you suck
3- cant be bothered to anawer this kind of thing .do you really care?? (um yes)

hi MKAC i miss you around here

YES!!!

Don't build her hopes up; it wasn't that great.

1. What is up that you need to ask?

Well, I know I can finally get rid of the stupid Grand Poobah thing. I haven't decided what it's going to be yet, though.

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Yes!!

Infinity to the power of infinity. LOL.

In my house, we call that "bastardized infinity" and we say that we love each other to bastardized infinity.

4 - If I haven't proved how much I love you by now I never will.

Oh...and technically, you can't do infinity to the power of infinity. That'd be redundant.
But I like bastardized infinity...can we add that to the dictionary?

It's like that AT&T commercial with the guy talking to the kids. The kids are trying to outdo each other on the biggest number they know. One kid says infinity, another says infinity plus one, a third says infinity plus infinity. The guy says what about infinity times infinity and the kids all nod knowingly. So cute.

We do know that technically you cannot do infinity to the power of infinity, which is why we call it bastardized infinity. LOL. It started because my daughter kept asking me HOW MUCH I love her and I kept telling her there were no words to express it. We tried infinity, but even that is not enough to describe how much I love her.

Yeah, they TOTALLY stole that from us.

Seriously.

We should actually have a couch dictionary. I was thinking about this the other day, kind of like our version of wikipedia, um a couchapedia so to speak.

We need to include things like
Cool Whip
Farting Rainbows
Serenity Now

In Swedish, the kids say "a million times more than you can say, full stop the end!" ("en miljon gånger mer än vad du kan säga, punkt slut!")