Couch 114 - Take a Pew

Sorry.

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But when you assume such responsibility for others' emotional reactions, are you not in effect granting them magical powers over you?

I'll bring a box to keep magical powers in while we're on the couch. Kind of like stacking all the phones in the center of the table during dinner.

Boy howdy do I need to learn how to live this especially where my h is concerned...

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I got my multi-quote on too late...but ATAT.... To your T WAVING AT YOU, WHILST SHE WAS UNDRESSED. WHO DOES THAT!?

OMG, this story!! If I hadn't already used my quota of emoticons so I don't injure SD's eyes, I'd post more EEEEEKKK.
Yes.
Agreed! (cue smiley face emoticon)
Yes, and I am sorry for thinking you MADE me feel anything.
no no no no. I have no idea what your childhood was like, but i feel sadness FOR you, not BECAUSE of you. I only feel sad that you feel that way, and it is always said in such a resolute final way that you are despicable or hateful or should never talk ever....no one should feel that way. When I respond to you with feeeelllinnnggsss, it is only because I wish to see you not hate yourself as much. I know all about self-hate, but I do try hard to trust that when other people tell me that i am not a horrible human being, that they generally have my best interests in mind. This is not always true of course, one must not go around hugging and trusting everyone (hahaha, SD, sorry!), but I truly care that you hopefully some day can be open to the possibility that you aren't the worst human on this earth.

If all of this is too much for you, and you absolutely detest it, I promise to stop.

Why???? Sadness is a part of life and you never know what might make people sad. I made someone cry today by asking if they were sending their horse out for training. Turns out their mom is very sick and they need the horse to stay somewhere while they take care of her. Of course I apologized but im not going to beat myself up over it either. I had no way of knowing. I don't sadness is necessarily bad and I don't think its your responsibility to not talk in case you accidentally make someone else sad.

Call upon or channel the inner SD (if it helps to think of it like that) in all of us. Be the SD. "His Reaction is His OMMMMM"

Yknow this might be useful for me. Like I could decorate a little box and keep it on a shelf that I can imagine the magical powers into before we talk about anything. I am not making fun here at all. I think it would be helpful the magical powers are not real anyway so why not imagine putting them in a box, I like it.

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Or we could get really meta and make the box imaginary too!

I think if we all leave our powers in the box, it will distill the conversation down to its purest form. Plus I'm totally stealing the box while nobody's looking. I won't be reenacting scenes from Harry Potter, I promise!

My phone wallpaper is Harry potter, and my lock screen says, don't touch my phone muggle.

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Damnit.. I don't have enough alcohol to get me through this night.

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My sister just called, it was a mini stroke due to stress, my mother's at my sister's now and she's exhausted cuz they woke her up every 2 hrs lastnight in the hospital. All her tests came back good though she just has to reduce her stress.

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*sends healed a complimentary bottle of whatever she wants*

Here's looking at you, kid.

I'm glad the tests came back fine.

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Glad to hear. Will she still be coming to see you?

I'll drink anything that gets me drunk at this point.

Glad to hear about your mom art.

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Thanks sd and healed. Don't know if she's still coming or not. She would come wednesday if she does, so she has some time to rest.

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Omg. I was walking past the parking lot of my brother's t office and waved and called hello, and apparently his lesson stated that sibling relationships are suspended on the off chance a client might be nearby. I later got a lecture from him. Why do i even think about these people anymore??!

A gf and i went to see the movie Keanu this afternoon. The ticket taker says to us, "you know, there is a lot of bad language in this movie, gunfire and f-bombs." We're like, yeah we know. I guess we looked like two little old ladies all excited to see a movie about a kitty, not knowing what we're getting into. THEN she says, "and btw, no guns allowed in the movie theater. Youre not carrying, are you?" This is why i never leave the house!

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Okay, unaluna. Why at the end of a decent number of your posts is there a single letter by itself, usually t or e?

Are you doing this to drive me nuts since I would notice something like that? *frowns suspiciously*

Atat i notice that too but never asked....

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Excellent. The more of us on to her, the better!

I just noticed it for the first time tonight!

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Its because of this stupid phone. I was plaing around with the settings one day and ever after icould not get the stupid effing cursor to go to the end of the line i was on, if for some reason i moved off of it. Like toinsert that missing space, or y. He cursor ill go to he bginning of the line, or the end minus one, but NOT THE END. e ort probablybcause most often used letters in

Eta - not everything is a democratic conspiracy!
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