The Couch 119: Come Join The Human Shelf!

The goofy guy makes olden times stuff. Idk what hunka does! He uses a lot of jargon so you have no freakin idea wtf hes doing.

Tapatalk has you guys pegged as teenagers looking at nekkid people.

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Whenever I see a woman with non-performing hair, I think of Madame T. I miss her...

I have no idea how Tapatalk works and how or in what situation it shows images, but I suspect that an image that has been posted repeatedly might trump other images.

I wish I weren't so despicable and pathetic. Part of me would like to self harm by writing on here about how I'm feeling and what is going on with me (which is harmful because the last few times I have done so I have ended up feeling much worse - yet for some reason I keep thinking "if all those other people find support surely there could be some for me" - which is wrong and bad in all sorts of ways.)

Four years of therapy and I'm still not independent. No wonder people tire of me.

Crocus, I know I'm just one person but I'd like to offer you support.

I don't think you're tiresome or boring, you strike me as a kind person who is struggling with a lot. I know I enjoy seeing your username appear in threads.

I'm not independent despite being in my mid twenties, struggling with things like going to stores, which is very embarrassing.

Therapy has helped and it makes sense it might take a longer time due to deep rooted issues?

Good morning to everyone on this thread, everyone some hugs this early Tuesday morning!

I think you have to wait out the full 7 years it takes for all your cells to replace. At least.

Thank you, QM. I do appreciate that, and it's very kind of you to say so. I try to be as little active as I can here, and to write as little as possible about myself (although I fail abysmally at that ), partly so as not to become intolerable yet again. But it's really nice of you to say that you like my contributions.

Brilliant answer Thanks, hankstah.

I love science. Especially the parts we dont know about.

You mean I have 5 1/2+ years more of this stuff???

Well, as growly said on the last Couch, at least I'm a job creator.

i have about 1 1/2 years or so for my transformation . i wonder what ill become

“We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty.”
maya angelou

I think your cells replace more slowly when your old

Eta
arencha glad im back?

Great quote!

Does anyone else.feel like and outcast? Or is it just me?

Not so much an outcast, as not fully human and incapable of understanding the ways of humans. But it is possible to pass as human, sometimes. As long as I don't say the wrong thing or ask for the wrong thing...

From a joke birthday card I saw once, featuring a chicken strumming a banjo and singing:



Got some silver in my pocket,
Got some silver in my hair,
[something something]
And I'm sagging everywhere.
And I'm old enough to know it,
But I ain't as old as you!

Thats how they detected aliens on the Star Treks. Sit down in the bar with them and see who reacts to a bowl of creepy crawly snacks. Yum or yuck?!

I'd like to hear more about you.

I am! Glad that you're back!

Morning couch, I went to bed early last night cuz it was raining and I always sleep good when it rains. Time for me to head to work. Hoping the wifi is working today so I can catch up on the couch at lunch - I see I missed a bunch last night! Have a good day couchies and hugs to those who want 'em.

Crocus - I think you're a very interesting and wise person and would enjoy getting to know you better even flaws you perceive in yourself.