Couch 129: The Semiprime Couch

angin my son hated me because he overheard a conversation between my husband and i . im crushed .

Ahhh sweet Granite, I'm sorry. You don't need any extra aggravation right now. Do you want to tell us about it?

We need a new couch soon. Somebody? I can't make one, I have a short block list.

Oh, and the chief feature of her office decor is signs like this:



or this:



It was an unbelievably Ack-able office.

If you think that is ack-able, then I need to take some pics of my p-docs. Office next time I'm there. It's will not only get several acks, but a nice helping of good lords to go with it.

Okay, im just gonna say it. Thats why i have a man t. They only have that uh stuff in their office if their stb next wife makes them! In which case, i run! If they cant stand up to the lady in their own space, they cant stand up to the mom in my head. I think im homeing in on stg here.

Eta - the new t could use a lesson in speed reading!

The office decor made DBC look good. Oh, speaking of whom, she wrote back. Didn't try to get me to come back (I suspect she is relieved as I am, given how many of her buttons I seemed to push). She did however, manage to give me yet another unasked-for and unlikely (though more likely than the first one) diagnosis in her last sentence. If I stayed with her for a few more weeks, she might finally come up with a plausible one...

Nope. Just nope.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

i texted and asked my T if i could come there to work on homework. he said sure, he said he wasnt there (he works in 2 cities) but other T and other T are there. so i went and worked on homework for 2.5 but then they both left and i came home. now im in a lull , not doing my homework and eating pizza rolls

(((Junkdna))) so youre in a pizza rollull

Even I accked at the motivational signage. Eww indeed.

I have a small number of people blocked. I am banned from couch making

I'm worried.

They totaled my car so we got everything out today. I didn't like that car anyway. My H and I bought Volvos because they're safe. I was going to get a Toyota but maybe should stick with used Volvos. I can't make decisions!! How am I going to decide on car?????? What kind of car do you people have, or prefer?

I don't know. We bought Hondas and they've been pretty safe.

I think most leading cars (including Honda and Toyota) are pretty darn safe these days. I'm not convinced Volvos are that much safer...but then again i would say that because I drive a Toyota.

How big are your paintings? What other kinds of hobbies are you getting into? Stg big enough to put your bicycle into or onto? And your surfboard?

I have had toyotas, hondas, volkswagon, and subarus. I would say they are all about the same safeness. I hated driving the honda but know people who love them. I prefer the ride of toyota to honda - but that is more preference than that I believe one is better than the other. I really liked my volkswagon but it was more expensive to maintain as is the awd subaru. Basically I like them all except the honda - and that was based on how I felt about the ride -not the safety. I have two close people who both have honda fits. I hate riding in the fit - but their owners love them.

I am a corolla girl. Love it!! Little maitenence required

Nissan Rouge. Love it. So do the nanny families. You gotta pull up in a ride that seems big enough to fit 2-3 car seats or you won't get hired. The Nissan has not failed me yet, but that is just for my situation. I think Nissan is a pretty safe car in general.

Did I mention the giant dry erase board that took up the whole wall behind the desk and on which she'd written even more inspirational quotes?

Rainbow - you have money, girl. Go get yourself a Ferrari. And a hot young chauffeur to go with it.

I like our Ford Fusion and our ancient Toyota Tercel. I hated my husband's Subaru. Mostly just quality control stuff that was rinky dink but annoying.

MKAC - you can start a new Couch, right?