The Couch 149 : Boby Lives On!

maybe I specifically can't... after the Latin Signature Incident and grilldren and the latex glove theories... maybe PC is a safer place that I not get to pick a title

Maybe they know that I'm a violist

Hah! If it's to do with being in favour I don't think I'd be afforded the privilege... I've had my time on the naughty step...

AA-do you use tapatalk? Sometimes that seems to defeat other barriers and sometimes it does other odd things.

It makes no sense luc can do it and anais can't when anais has a few more posts and you guys joined around the same time. And neither of you is at 2000 yet.

Anais, I would suggest making noises about discrimination against violists? Or bias towards UKers?

It says here that you need 2000 posts!

It seems the forum gods have smiled upon me. F*** knows why.

I don't know the number for sure-just going by what was in the link I posted. Or you could just ask a mod. I agree it does not make sense, but so little does.

Shush, no-one tell the mods! They might take my special title away!

**** always knows why. **** ****.

Eta- no tapatalk. Still just using the internet browser on my phone

I prefer the Internet browser on my phone to Tapatalk--I like being able to hug, for one! Though I use it most often on my laptop.

Woman pouring a dry Riesling in my cup as a free sample in a liquor store: "Oops, that was kind of a heavy pour!" Me: "That's OK!" (Sure I'll take 2 ounces of free wine...it was pretty good, too! Just not $23 a bottle good when I'm used to buying beer.)

Yeah its kinda PG here, there are ratings for language and violists.

At the moment i have somehow managed to lock myself out of my attic

But it's all good bc I just had a margarita

I haven't had anything to drink since Monday, which is unprecedented

I might call a locksmith. We'll see. It's an easily pickable lock but I've got nothing to pick it with... and I probably haven't picked a lock in ten years

Hey couch it's wine o'clock. I got home from work, dropped my purse and keys on the floor, changed into my suit & swam laps for 45 minutes until this screeching child and his mother came and I began thinking up grilldren marinades. Now I am home... drinking wine...

I had wine, too. I had a home improvement service thing today and let myself get talked into getting an expensive service scheduled, and afterwards I decided I am not comfortable with it so I have to call and cancel and (possibly) fight for a refund of the check I wrote. Assertiveness practice, I guess.

Hope you're able to get your refund, skeksi! I always have a hard time with stuff like that.

Um, baby carrots and wine make a perfectly acceptable dinner, right couch?

Right!!

Son of a bbbbbb i have to pee so bad, come on lock dude

oh no!!

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One of my friends (from an erstwhile Eastern Bloc country) married a dude (sight unseen) who peed in bottles that he arranged in his garage.

I thought that was rather efficient.

They divorced in like 15 days or something -- apparently it was the loving attention he paid to the arrangement of the bottles (which he would then exult in by apparently hanging out most of the day in the garage) that really got to her (not the act itself).

um... eww? But, to each their own, i suppose.

Yowza

I have peed in a sink before

Eta STILL NO DUDE

T told me about the E. Coli he and his daughter contacted from their trip out of country.. it was a bit tmi. Other than that we had a good session.

Hello, couch. I'm home from Open House. Parents are exhausting. I just want to eat dinner and go to sleep.

I forgot to take pictures of my room, but thankfully my coteacher didn't. I'll post what she sends me or I'll take pictures when I go in tomorrow. I have a couple of reports I need to write for a meeting I have on Monday.

Assuming, of course, I'm not a hot mess again after my appointment with RoboT.

Woohoo, they said 10-15 more minutes to wait!

... just sitting here having to pee and missing my friend's concert