The Couch 149 : Boby Lives On!

on my way!

In light of our k-12 conversation I was sure for a moment you were grilling children

It's true the crafts could be avoided this way

I'm ready for bed. So freaking tired. It was odd not having session today. Night, couch. Yes, I'm still going to bed and the sun is still up.

Some of them would be too big for the grill unless one had a massive cooking pit. Which now, of course, I want.

I imagine it being a massive pit, several children at once being grilled.

I'm going to Hell.

I bet there are some good diy hacks for that somewhere on the internet. Who wouldn't want a massive cooking pit, assuming the square footage is available?

Eta- my guess is after a certain age/size they wouldn't be worth grilling. Too tough and stringy. Those are the ones that could cut out the letters.

Bad Boby! I get so mad at my cat when he hisses at me (which is new since i got the kitten). I yell at him (which he HATES), and tell him he's a bad boy. Then i feel awful a few minutes later and try to cuddle him, of which he wants nothing of it because he's still mad at me
shower beers are great.
Power to the lefties! I also easily get scissor cramps.

I can attest to this. Middle schoolers love being helpful. Makes them feel special. I'm happy to use child labor to my benefit.

We'll all be there with you

No grill necessary down there

.... grilldren


I'm sorry. I'm going away now.

I don't drink beer so I don't do shower beers. But I do bath glass of wine!

I thought about having a shower sherry (I do still have some sherry) but the thin glass in the shower scares me. Which is why I have never pursued the bath wine.

Oh yes, we use child labor on the 2 year olds all the time! They love to help! We have one boy who L O V E S to sweep, and so we let him have at it

We also turn washing chairs into a game.

I have 2 different wine glasses - one is really thin, which I rarely use cuz I'm afraid I'll break it anyway, and the other is smaller but a thicker glass and that's the one I use when I desire bath wine.

Now hot tub wine is a different story. I bring that in a plastic cup!!

Why do always assume heaven is up there and hell is down there. Is everything bad "down there" we are taught not to touch down there, even though it is "good" this conused me as a child is everything "good" bad? Is that why we have gulity pleasures? I am so tired I am making no sense, but it only lunchtime so i cant have a nap

.....a sippy cup? Like SD?

Eta now I'm REALLY going away

giggle I was thinking of SD's sippy cup when i typed that

I think I'm going to bed early tonight. Gonna bypass the wine and just go straight to bed and try to talk my psyche into showing me a dream. I am tired of this current dream drought. I'm homesick for my dream landscape.

Night couchies.

I tried out another writing group tonight, and read them a story about a witch-burning.

But grilldren has that topped.

Argh! I can relate! (Although mine is different critter) STILL, I very much relate.


Hope everything clears up SOON!

Because everything looks worse in black and white

Kodachrome Paul Simon

I need help with USPS tracking.
Seller shipped my item yesterday and gave me the tracking number, but as i can see it's tracked since 15 July. How it can be possible? Is it normal?

Morning couch,

Soo... It's our national holiday, so there are fireworks... I'm too jumpy for fireworks...

My BF is pissed at me for no obvious reason and refuses to talk to me

And I have a few more hours to stay at my mothers, due she's not here but on the nearest lake with her neighbor. Which is weird. It's her apartment after all.

How are you all?

I have spent all day trying to read my journal article and so ffar I have time to read and understand about half a page. I have 7 more readings to do ffor htis assessment I will never finish on time.
I realise i always say this and somehow I manage to pull both fffingers out and get things on in time, but really .....PANIC!

I have a lot of work this month, but I can't bring myself to do anything.