Couch 173: The Odiferous One

Lemoncake · Jul 28, 2018, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jersey 2.0

Hi couch peeps. I think it’s a bee a few days or so since I came on. I don’t know if I can go back on the other couch and catch up-I lost track the last few days. I have a summer cold that I caught from the kids I take care of as they had a cold all last week. But I am going to work tonight for a bit to make a few extra bucks-Which will be nice then maybe I can treat myself to a salon haircut 💇 . My hair is looking kind of stringy so I thought maybe I’ll get a. Chin length bob. Do bobs look good on round cubby faces? I hope so because that’s what I am aiming for. Things were so much easier when I was thin. I had a short pixie cut, I wasn’t sweaty all the time. Clothes were nicer. I now hate my much larger body and spend a lot of time figuring out how to get the one back.

Okay enough ranting.

Previously on Lost:

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We’ll give you a recap when you get back. You know, like:

On “As the Couch Turns” last week:

Unaluna said something nobody understood.

Stopdog expressed doubts about the validity of therapy and the sanity of therapists.

CantExplain rattled off some funny one-liners.

Lemoncake studied for an exam.

ATAT discovered a weird new flavor of Oreos. Etc.

Jul 28, 2018, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemoncake

Could you make yourself a fort of blankets and pillows?

If it comes back I'm going to hide under my duvet again

Jul 28, 2018, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemoncake

Previously on Lost:

Brilliant!

Lemoncake · Jul 28, 2018, 01:40 PM

Welcome back!

Your use of the word Bob shows you've still been with us in spirit.

I would ask the hair stylist on their opinion, but if it's something you want to try I would say give it a go.I think there's some websites or apps where you can upload a picture of yourself and try different styles so that might give you an idea to work with.

Start slow and with baby steps with the weight gain. Small changes that are manageable rather than drastic diets.

Lemoncake · Jul 28, 2018, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jersey 2.0

Brilliant!

Full credit for the list goes to the wonderful oreo hunter.

Jul 28, 2018, 01:48 PM

Lemoncake, I just want to tell you that I think you are a really great person from what you display here. You are very insightful and take time to respond to everyone. You are truly wonderful.

Lemoncake · Jul 28, 2018, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by whispershadow

If it comes back I'm going to hide under my duvet again

All you need is biscuits and it's a party!

LostOnTheTrail · Jul 28, 2018, 01:49 PM

I second that...

Lemoncake is awesome! Long live Lemoncake!

atisketatasket · Jul 28, 2018, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemoncake

Full credit for the list goes to the wonderful oreo hunter.

I prefer “mighty Oreo hunter.”

Jul 28, 2018, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemoncake

Maybe it was me?!

Probly lots were thinking it. But I thought it was una that said it. I could be wrong.

Jul 28, 2018, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by atisketatasket

I prefer “mighty Oreo hunter.”

Anything new this week on the Oreo front? Or twizzler front?

atisketatasket · Jul 28, 2018, 02:00 PM

Speaking of Oreos, I’ve had a pack of the new Rocky Road ones in the cupboard since Tuesday and haven’t opened them yet.

I may be ill.

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Originally Posted by Jersey 2.0

Anything new this week on the Oreo front? Or twizzler front?

Yup. The Rocky Road Trip Oreos mentioned above.

I’ve sworn off Twizzlers.

By the way, my sister recommends pancake-flavored Peeps. Ick. I mean, let’s have some standards, huh?

Jul 28, 2018, 02:04 PM

brings tisket some oreos

Lemoncake · Jul 28, 2018, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Jersey 2.0

Lemoncake, I just want to tell you that I think you are a really great person from what you display here. You are very insightful and take time to respond to everyone. You are truly wonderful.

Oh thank you

. My favorite quote from my favourite movie "You've got mail" :

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"The odd thing about this form of communication is you're more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many... somethings"

PC is the only only place I've felt like I belonged, even when I'm just spamming the couch. Maybe it's because we talk about the really hard stuff in between everything else but I get attached to everything and everyone.

Lemoncake · Jul 28, 2018, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by LostOnTheTrail

I second that...

Lemoncake is awesome! Long live Lemoncake!

Awww thank you.

Jul 28, 2018, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by atisketatasket

Speaking of Oreos, I’ve had a pack of the new Rocky Road ones in the cupboard since Tuesday and haven’t opened them yet.

I may be ill.

Yup. The Rocky Road Trip Oreos mentioned above.

I’ve sworn off Twizzlers.

By the way, my sister recommends pancake-flavored Peeps. Ick. I mean, let’s have some standards, huh?

Hahaha. Peeps. Ewww. I mean if I am going to get diabetic at least let it be off something good.

Jul 28, 2018, 02:07 PM

[QUOTE=CantExplain;6210689][QUOTE=ArtieSwimsOn;6210617]Hi una just wanted to thank you again for what you said on prev couch about me drinking margaritas the other night.

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Are you sure that wasn't me?

omg i just looked it was you CE! I'm getting you and una mixed up! I'm not sure what that says about me! or about the two of you!

wow.

Lemoncake · Jul 28, 2018, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by atisketatasket

I prefer “mighty Oreo hunter.”

“ Atisketatasket of House Oreo, the First of Her Name, Queen of non performing hair and the First Men, Protector of the couch, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms of good ol' US of A, and Breaker of Japanese puzzles and pencils”.

(It's a game of thrones thing)

88Butterfly88 · Jul 28, 2018, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by atisketatasket

Speaking of Oreos, I’ve had a pack of the new Rocky Road ones in the cupboard since Tuesday and haven’t opened them yet.

I may be ill.

Yup. The Rocky Road Trip Oreos mentioned above.

I’ve sworn off Twizzlers.

By the way, my sister recommends pancake-flavored Peeps. Ick. I mean, let’s have some standards, huh?

Rocky Road Oreos, sounds yummy. Hope you enjoy.

Lemoncake · Jul 28, 2018, 02:22 PM

[QUOTE=ArtieSwimsOn;6210795][QUOTE=CantExplain;6210689]

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Originally Posted by ArtieSwimsOn

Hi una just wanted to thank you again for what you said on prev couch about me drinking margaritas the other night.

omg i just looked it was you CE! I'm getting you and una mixed up! I'm not sure what that says about me! or about the two of you!

wow.

Reminds me of the SCI-Fi movie Imposter....

atisketatasket · Jul 28, 2018, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemoncake

“ Atisketatasket of House Oreo, the First of Her Name, Queen of non performing hair and the First Men, Protector of the couch, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms of good ol' US of A, and Breaker of Japanese puzzles and pencils”.

(It's a game of thrones thing)

My hair tends to overperform.

Jul 28, 2018, 02:31 PM

as the couch turns.... lol

unaluna · Jul 28, 2018, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtieSwimsOn

Hi una just wanted to thank you again for what you said on prev couch about me drinking margaritas the other night.
omg i just looked it was you CE! I'm getting you and una mixed up! I'm not sure what that says about me! or about the two of you!

wow.

I was pretty sure it wasnt me, but you all know how non-confrontational i am

But now you know the truth: CE and i were twin embryos separated at conception and genetically modified, then antipoded and asynchronously hatched.

ETA - OKAY - I fixed mine.