Couch 183: Stroopwafel salted caramel.

Well since they're imaginary snacks, they can be anything you want 😉

Oh dear. Prawn-flavored anything sounds vile to me.
Our Asian students often arrive with crunchy types of shrimp-flavored snacks, which I politely taste then let the teens polish off. Bleah.

I am intrigued by the idea of cheesy footballs, though.

My mom got us those chocolate oranges for our stockings one year. Ugh. I thought they were horrible. I don't like orange tasting chocolate at all. I think we each tried a bite and then threw the rest of mine out and gave my sibling's one to somebody else.

Oh, you poor dear.

What if there were prawn Oreos? Atat?

They have Swedish Fish Oreos so maybe that is close enough.

I stopped smoking about 3 years ago and i woke this mrning really craving a cigarette.

Ugh, no. There are prawn cocktail flavored Lay’s in Athens. Ugh.

When a civilization is distracting the masses with strangely-flavored foods, it is on its last legs.

Or preparing for an invasion

When I was driving to T's this morning, I passed someone on the sidewalk who was smoking, and I was thinking, "I could really use one of those right now..." Been about 10 years since I've had one.

Just came back from the Christmas party at my partner's job.
Boyfriend is rather bad with social interactions (pretty sure he's on the autism spectrum, but he has not gotten a diagnosis so far). There was this girl who clearly got really drunk. Her boyfriend had to escort her out after dinner. Some people at our table were kind of semi laughing at it. We decided to leave shortly after. The girl was still in the entrance area of the restaurant. So my partner just saw people laughing about her being drunk, so he thought it was appropriate to loudly laugh in her face in front of his boss. Had to drag him out really quickly... I hope that by now all his co-workers already now he's horrible with social stuff and won't hold it against him. He seemed clearly confused on the way home as to why this was not appropriate when it was just a few minutes prior.

Taking a bath with a drink. I keep expecting junior cat to come in and upset the glass. New cat wandered in but was uninterested.

aww ATAT

We just finished loading up the moving truck with son's everything except his bed - which he'll sleep on tonight and load in the morning. It's happening. My baby's leaving home! I actually feel pretty good about it. I'm very proud of him and I know he's gonna be fine. More than fine.

I can't sleep tonight, couch. I had a hella busy day and we were out late for the little's chorus performance, so I'm exhausted. But the old noggin won't quiet down and get with the sleep program.

Hope you're all resting well!

I'm up as well, even though it's not super late here right now. I feel like I can't handle one more bad thing to happen right now. I'm really hoping that DH won't be fired especially right before Christmas. I told T yesterday that I feel on the edge of a cliff, and one wrong breeze will push me over the edge.

Awwww wild thing you make my heart sing.



Have you noticed the writings under username?!

It's 1.13pm here now.

This is my favourite quote from Winnie the pooh and I think it applies here : “You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. "

If she was drunk she might hardly even remember it.

I don't think I like fish that much.

Nobody ever really forgets their first home, and I hope he will be back to visit soon.

Perhaps some light reading and a cup of hot milk would help?

Swedish Fish is actually a candy, not real fish.

im still obsessing on how my therapist is going to keep me from contaminating her beautiful home if she is meeting with me at her house .

after meeting with her in her living room all i can think of is her sitting there in her home and remembering all the horrible things i said and am . how does she stop that ,or get away from it . i am trying to think stuff like it is crazy and self centered for me to think i am that important that it would even make a difference .what if i go to her house and i get angry during session ,yell at her act out basically be a brat . not a nice person .or in fact just be horrible . how would she get away from that when i left .i feel all that horrible energy would still be in her house. or how about all the horrible and ugly things that i would talk about .im worried she will not be able to deal and will quit me