Couch 191: The Lazy Caterer Couch

Ooh, Auntie Anne’s!

It could be like “The Lady and the Tramp” spaghetti scene, only with a giant pretzel!

But which one is the therapist?

This is my favorite painting

What, not “Dogs Playing Poker”?

Does the Church of unaluna forbid that painting given its stance on gambling?

Bingo. Cats playing bingo would be fine.

Man i crack myself up.

Sounds like an Info comment on cats.

Man the internet has effin everything.

I could die happy now. Cuz like i just am so happy. A painting of cats playing bingo.

Re an Info comment on cats? Whaaa?

We have them in the U.K. too, but my closest one is in a shopping center ! I carry my loyalty card in the hopes of buying 6 getting 1 free.

When W walks into KFC, they start preparing her order before she even reaches the counter.

She's a face.

The one being the most coy.

Maybe she's very polite. I always remembered the nice customers from my pharmacy work days.

Stupid R said he was sorry. That he had mentioned the not trying hard enough comment before and something along the lines that the therapy space had leaked and didn't feel safe for me, that I wasn't feeling heard because I told him I wanted space and that he wasn't listening by invading my space and emailing me.

I said I still didn't forgive him, he offered a me a second session which I okayed but I might cancel it.

EDA: that he liked spending time with me and all my random bits of information.

The therapist is always the tramp.

"Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"
"That was no lady. That was my therapist."

Hugs, Lemoncake. What do they even mean by that, it leaked. Leticia told me something like that once. I'll PM you.

Maybe something like there's a leek on the boat from the movie cloudy with a chance of meatballs...

I just pulled up in front of work. I’m about to go in and start my 10 hours on no sleep. I’m so tired I feel like I can’t stand on my own 2 feet. It’s going to be a long.

Okay..here we go..inhale/exhale.

Hugs Jersey I hope you feel better.

I've decided Tuesday will be it for me with baby T. I only want short term therapy anyway, that will be 5th session. I just don't see the point in going, how is talking about T supposed to help? It isn't going to change anything, he's still gone.

I hope that he will give me some good options to manage things going forward, I will keep him open as an option for the future but I just need a break. I need to save my money and it's becoming very hard to sneak around to appointments.

I think overall, I'm feeling better about things anyway these days. So I know I'll be ok

How did the couch get to page 12 without me noticing?

Happy Wednesday everyone.

We are a chatty bunch haha

When the couch first started we needed a new one every couple days. Remember? They would go so fast.

Yeah but everybody would say good morning johnboy. That drove me crazy. Im not good at polite. I was raised in a barn. I like this way better, everybody wandering in and out.

I like the wandering format as well.

I don't see that as any different than the sometimes saccharin version of both that and the whacko, sometimes misguided, cheerleading that goes around right now.

But I also don't remember the good morning johnboy overly polite thing specifically.
It has always been wandering in and out parallel play from what I recall.

"Whacko cheerleading"