Couch 193: The Aurora Borealis Couch

Toilets look all naked and exposed with the seat up.

It seems like years since it's been here.

If there’s a snake in the pipes that’s how it gets out.

(A minor phobia of mine.)

If you flush with the lid up, it spews ecoli all over the room. So if you flush with the seat up, ladies have to touch that spewed ecoli. So EVERYBODY should lower the lid when flushing. That way, you never have to clean the bathroom, because theorectically, it stays sanitary!

I thought theorectically was spelled with a K.

Not to mention - way to play the dwarf card.

What is wrong with her?!

Eta - Sorry, im feeling frisky. I was consterpated.

I like you when you’re frisky.

Although you probably can’t match new cat tearing around the apartment at top speed after laying down a numero dos.

I could if i had a scooter

I thought it was spelled with a U.

Aha! I live in a snakeless land.

When I was little, maybe 6- or 7-ish, we went to this church where the only bathroom was an outhouse type deal. (It was in rural Ohio, so go ahead and cue whatever the Amish version of Dueling Banjos is.) I was so scared to go to the bathroom there because I was afraid a snake was going to climb up and bite me. I'm still quite leery of any pit-type toilet. I like my modern plumbing.

To be fair, the whole thing was just creepy. The outbuilding this was in was dark and there were multiple "holes", so no privacy. I didn't care for it at all.

but you have killer crickets!!!

Thanks to St. Patrickiwi?

What? That's...I don't even know what to say about that. Sorry about the mocking--it seems even worse that she was aware she was doing it, but did it anyway.

And if you flush with the seat up, that e coli can also fly onto your toothbrush.

Not mine - its in the medicine cabinet. And i have 3 - morning, noon, and night - so they do dry out between uses!

Who's OCD?!

P.s. thanks for posting, i was just beginning to worry about you!

Thank you Una.



Ive been your offical mini me for a while now! We also had this moment with instant coffee.

I might just have to find a new coffee shop to study at on the weekends though. The one I like is a chain store and they do have 3 in our area, but it's the biggest one and I have "my corner" .

How long have you been seeing info for? It doesn't sound like she's attuned to you at all.

UnaLuna you made my morning... keep zooming, I need the laughs!

(Yawn) morning couchies! I laid awake thinking about stuff half the night last night, after being awakened by a humongous insight at like 1 am. I guess not technically half the night since I get up at 4 am but whatever haha. I'm sleepy but with what I realized I no longer feel the desire to call L, so I can handle sleepy. Wish I could explain it here but I don't have the right words for it yet.

Hugs and headnods all around as appropriate!

You have 3 different toothbrushes that you use every day? My set up would tip you over the edge.

You probably have just one that dangles over the toilet seat!

Here I go again. It is the morning of a therapy session. I was given homework to do and it didn't accomplish much. In fact it was a failure. I feel like a failure. I don't feel 'prepared' for this session. Does anyone else get this? The need to be prepared for a session?

you don't HAVE to do therapy homework. It's ok if you don't. They wont hate you, things wont suddenly turn bad in therapy.

I don't think anyone is ever fully prepared for a session, we do the best we can at the time, good luck