Walking the line

So there I was Saturday sitting there thinking about all the wonderful things in my life, but feeling as if something was missing. Well something was missing, my sense of humor. I thought for sure that I packed it up when I left Saturday but I guess it got left behind. Well this morning before I left I made sure that I put it in my back pocket so I would not forget it again. My sense of humor is the only thing that gets me through my days and nights. If it were not for my sense of humor this life would be unbearable. To think about all the bad things that happen to people everyday will really bring you down. So every morning before I get out of bed, I rub my eyes and think "Chad today is going to be that day." That day to walk the line, to make sure I live as I am supposed to live. I find that when I try and walk the line things get a little sketchy for me, but I try my best. Now I have realized a couple of things about walking the line, when you stumble and fall off the line, there is no need to get upset, you will find your way back. When someone stands in your way of walking the line ask them polietly to move, if they don't then just stand there and wait paitently for them to move. It is better to wait for them than to make them upset because you are upset. Finally, the line is never straight (never just black and white) it curves as you walk it, so it is important to keep your eye on the line. So tomorrow is a new day, I am going Christmas shopping with my wife and I am going to walk that line. I am going to make sure that I keep my eye on the line, and if I stumble and fall I am going to get back up and keep on with the line. As far as anyone getting in my way I do not see that happening (because I push and shove when Christmas shopping, that poor old lady last year, just kidding) seriously if someone gets in my way I will just have to wait until they move. There is no sense in me getting upset about the things I cannot control, the only thing I can control is walking that line and keeping my eyes on the line. So here is to another day (a new day) and walking that line.


And to close a great knock knock joke...

Okay you start

Knock-knock You say





Who's there I say






Get it????????? Have a wonderful day and if you are reading this I am probably thinking about you.


Peace and Love

did you hear about the magic tractor.....



It turned into a field

LOL...ROTFLMBO

ha ha out of a christmas cracker i like knock knock jokes

who'w there?????

I always wanted a Christmas Cracker. My mum never got me one.

why dont pigs telephone each other


cos theres to much crackling.....

As far as anyone getting in my way I do not see that happening (because I push and shove when Christmas shopping, that poor old lady last year, just kidding)

Was that you in the mall last year???