Roll Call Take Two

It's like her nipples are targets or something. And her crotch area is making a face.

/scarred for life

lol... I'm sorry. Every time I see that picture, I just burst out laughing. It's from a Brazilian website. Am I being culturally insensitive?

They were aesthetically insensitive first. Discriminating against eyeballs of every colour and creed.

Yes! The "breast plates" are the worst thing! They look like targets to me too.

The first time I saw it on my facebook news feed, I sitting at the reference desk. I was laughing so hard and trying to hide it - I probably looked like I was having a stroke.

And as Gr3tta said - can you imagine the results if you actually went into the water?

What kind of people do you know, that they put that on facebook?!?
I have a whole new perception of you now, costello.

I didn't really want to imagine, but I'll have a go.

First, there will be saggy, soggy target-tits. Then hot Brazilian bap. Then you'll notice the crotch area is making a whole lot of room for the baby Jesus. Then you see her taco and you go blind from the agony. The end.

Oh, my gosh. I just went to the original site and clicked on the photo, and it takes you to instructions in Russian. So, maybe it's not the Brazilians we have to blame for this atrocity after all.

I'm just going to blame all crocheters in the 1970s and call it a day.
Also, I'm never crocheting again. **** you, doilies.

Oh well, it's not like we make better garments now. I went shopping at my lunch break for a new work dress/to wear to my call, and it was one ghastly sea of polyester. I found one good dress, and it was made of ****ing neoprene. NEOPRENE!!!! Who the hell wants to wear that EVER, except if they're in the ****ing ocean?

I crocheted this a few years ago:

Nice and modest. Used cotton yarn and lined it with pieces from a worn out swimsuit. Does get saggy, but not too bad.

Still can't sleep - been a week now.

Wow, I never knew you had sleep problems. You've never mentioned them. Is this new?

Here on another lovely day weatherwise. May 31st. Pay day.

We got all the way through to June and only used the air conditioner a few days. Trying to hold the electric bill down. I suppose the summer heat will hit eventually, but for now it's mild weather. Love it!

I envy you. I'm one of those people who starts projects and never finishes them. I bet I have half a dozen half-finished knitting and crocheting projects in my room right now. And a few cross stitch too.

I usually always get to sleep eventually - now I just can't.

Was doing jumping jacks to try and get tired last night and because I felt like I needed to move my legs.

It's been really hot here - think it's going now.

I hate when I feel creepy crawley while I'm trying to sleep. The jumping jacks were a good idea. Sometimes I have to get up and walk around for awhile. I'm a terrible sleeper.

Hyper spell is over, have a headache now.
But on the plus side I did all the laundry, all the dishes, bathed the dogs, swept and mopped all the floors, fertilized the new plants, painted my nails, made three flower arrangements, and polished all our nice shoes. So I got something out of it.

Jumping jacks didn't work though - maybe I just needed more.

Haven't painted my nails for years.

I think my problem is that I can get my body tired, but my mind is still wide awake!

The voices are really loud right now ...trying to block them out with music

I'm angry - because my nurse said I have a lot of anger inside and she can see it when I talk and from my behaviour, I can't help it if I lose it sometimes.

I can't see the other nurse either still

Another beautiful morning. It's 42 degrees outside - on June 1!

It's getting cooler here - I'm glad

Had a really rough night. Thank you lord for meds. Made it through.

Anyway people get angry when the have to hold their tongue - what do they expect.

She didn't answer an imortant question either and I don't understand why.