Anyone from PsychForums?

Oh you are a young little thing! Heh, I'm six years older than you. Why, I could be your mentor!

Same thing happens to me. I like to mess with narcissists. I was raised by narcissists so I know exactly what buttons to push to topple them. Heh.

By the time I get to the burning bridges part, I've already gotten all the benefit I'm going to get out of the relationship in question. Timing is important.

I'm laughing out loud!

Why I like to bite people? Oh it's just a thing I enjoy, like all the other **** I get up to in the bedroom. Heh.

When I break off a relationship of any kind, romantic or otherwise, I am not looking for one specific emotional reaction. I'm curious about what the reaction will be, because everyone is different. Though I just about always get called a "cold hearted *****" or something similar at some point in the conversation and I do admit that amuses me. When people say that sort of thing I just sit there and say in a dead pan tone of voice, "why yes, I am. Thank you for noticing."

I do this kind of thing in person and long distance, though like you I prefer doing this to people's faces. Far more entertaining. Though I have pulled some truly hilarious antics online looking back on it. Heh.

My father is a diagnosed narcissist. He only contacts me through email these days, every time he calls me I make him cry. Lol. I totally trashed his image of being the perfect father and having the perfect all-American family when I was a child and I really got going and completely ruined his reputation when I was a teenager.

Nowadays my father is living away from my mother, she kicked him out in 2012 and told him to get a job and get the **** out because between his narcissism and alcoholism he was too obnoxious to live with. Hahahah! He will die alone because he is so obnoxious, stupid, and a loser in every area of his life. Nobody can stand to be around him. So these days he works, comes home, and then just drinks himself into oblivion. All in all, pathetic. I went and visited him over New Year's this past January and that was great fun, I was ****ing with his head the whole time. Before I left I poured all of his liquor down the drain. He yelled at me and I just sat there, eerie calm as always, and said, "What are you going to do about it? Beat me? If you lay a hand on me you know I'll kick your *** and I'll call the cops. They'll believe me, not you. And you know it." He had nothing to say. He's scared I'll kill him still lol, he went through my journals when I was a teenager and found all of my numerous murder plots I had written out in detail about him. I value my freedom more than the thrill it would be to take his life, so he has no reason to worry... But he doesn't need to know that. Lol.

I love Three Days Grace, by the way.

Lol, stop reading my mind damn it! It's getting annoying.

Yep, Same here.

Narcissists are addicted to me because I am everything they are without the Neuroticism.

By the way, I am way better looking that that kid i posted a picture of.

Hah, the eerie calmness you mention. I freak clients out at work sometimes by how i switch. They try to get away with an unreasonable discount as i domineeringly explain how that is in no way possible while simultaneously flattering them with my seemingly kind tone of voice and word choice.. mean while my eyes are saying "Test me, ******. I ****ing dare you."

I'm laughing. You're funny heh.

Narcissists love me too, I am what they wish they could be. They get jealous, lol.

Yeah I can really freak people out sometimes with that eerie calmness I have. But by the same token, people are also quite attracted to it because they intuit that I won't be ruffled by anything, which is true. Nothing bothers me so I'm always objective, a lot of people enjoy that about me.

Exactly. I give everybody a "fair chance", they say, but in reality is it simple that i don't care enough to prefer one person over another before i know what they are capable of doing for me.

Are you a lesbian? I love the word ****** but i had a gay friend for a while back in the day and really don't mind gay people at all. In fact, i find them fairly interesting.

Hah, "them", as if they are all interesting. What i mean is, you must have a certain open-mindedness to even think about being gay.

Post Script - I am one year younger than you assuming you were not lying about your age.

Yes, I'm a lesbian.

I'm not lying about my age. I have no reason to.

I've always wanted to get ****ed with a strap-on.. by someone else

Well this got interesting fast

Right? Haha.

Do you believe in God?

If i believe in anything that isn't based on science, I believe in reincarnation. Simply because I want it to be true.

I don't think there is a hierarchy of reincarnation (tadpole to bird to female to dog to lion to male), but i think it would be randomly generated.

Reincarnation in the form of other species? That would be interesting. I imagine the path to enlightenment would be counterproductive given the cognitive differences between tadpole and human. Dogs seem to have traits comparable to humans though. I think becoming less than human would defeat the purpose of karma and rebirth.

I don't really believe in karma. And i don't consider animals any less than humans, just different.

You are right in recognizing enlightenment in my example.. some people think women are less enlightened than men. I don't think so, although i would be lying if i said i wasn't somewhat misogynistic.

I think that it would be totally random, though. Who is to judge which species is above another?

All species are around because they evolved to be able to cope with survival. If I become a jellyfish i'll be the dopest jellyfish in the sea.. makes no difference

And the more i think about it, i may even prefer to be an animal than have a roll of the dice at a human. I want to have a fair chance at surviving by my means and not be subjected to the control of something beyond me.

Although animals are still part of the food chain, at least they have been "enlightened" to the point where they don't rely on things such as money and clean water. They can grab whatever they want because that is how the earth was supposed to be

I personally see animals as less advanced and inferior to us, but I have a different opinion. I see quite a few people in the same light as well. I can see how reincarnation would be interesting, but personally I wouldn't want to be anything but what I am now

Congrats that is quite the antisocial answer

Would i rather be me? Of course. Realistically, will i be me two times in a row? Probably not.

I was not talking about what the ideal situation would be, just the most likely.

Animals less advanced? It is all relative. I wish i could shoot tetrodotoxin (a substance x1,200 more dangerous than cyonide) like a pufferfish.

Sure.. humans are more self aware.. but for a lot of people in this earth being self aware is directly related to low self esteem. Sure, we can build sky scrapers in Dubai, but at the same time we idolize dancing monkeys on television.

What i do agree with you on, is that both humans and animals alike can be inferior to us. Of course, not everyone is created equal.

It is apples and oranges.

Sorry for being snappy i hate the mood i am in. My mood indicator to the left is accurate, but has nothing to do with anyone here.

You can launch a nuke, I think that trumps puffer fish venom in lethal capability But I'm just confused, why do you want to be someone different if you'd rather be how you are?

Nobody cares about your "mood" in this part of the forum except you.

Hahaha true.. Nukes are pretty bomb... But i don't have access to them daily, unfortunately, as the pufferfish would with venom. You see?

I don't... like i said, i am just thinking of the most likely situation. If reincarnation is a real thing, then in my opinion, you wouldn't be able to be the same exact person two times. Different genes..

This is all hypothetical, anyway. If i am being completely honest, i think reincarnation is ********. I just hope it exists, because i certainly want my "soul" to take on some life form again.

"Nobody cares about your 'mood' in this part of the forum except you", said the bipolar-type schizoaffective.

"Ah, this is true. I do care about my mood, and forgot what it was like to be apart of an antisocial community. What an oxymoron, right? I do feel at home in this part of the forum for this reason, although i like the attention that one gets in the bipolar sub-forum", replied the wittle boy.