Funny Stuff

A woman was expecting their first baby at any time. She had everything ready, and her husband had her suitcase in the car and the doctor's number to call when the contractions started.

Only, things in life don't work that way! Suddenly she screamed, "oh, honey, the baby is coming....NOW...CALL 911!!!

Hubby's face went pale, he went into total shock, and screamed "quick! what's their number!"

Every snails dream....

Just a comment. If I counted correctly, there are NINE (maybe more) "positive" topics in this forum. I think that is so wonderful.

Many times I have come here when things are difficult to look at the awesome pictures, to be reaffirmed about the wonderful things in life, the funny sides, things people are grateful for, thoughtful quotes, music...and I can find a reason to want to live, to care, to appreciate the people and the world around me.

Just wanted to say thanks...

There's a small German town near Munich called Pfilzerplatz, and the town is renowned for producing fine stationery. Anyway, Munich had a problem -- the thousands of stray dogs in the city were breeding with one another and overrunning the city. So the people of Munich banded together and ran the dogs out of the city. Unfortunately, the dogs appeared in Pfilzerplatz. The dogs took over everything, and the mayor decided to evacuate the town. The paper mills were shut down, and everyone left.

But a couple days later, the townsfolk, watching their town from the hills, saw smoke rising from the smokestacks. They knew no humans were left in the town, so they concluded that the dogs had learned to operate the factories.

The mayor hurried to Munich's town hall and pleaded, "You've got to help us! The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!"

I'm always amazed how much inspiring quotes can help. Yours came at a perfect time.

Get ready to laugh....

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WOW! He should get a job as a fireman!

Yes! Trick the human!

LMAO! Tricked me!

joke 43 by sudaxprabhu, on Flickr

Banana Skins - Fruit Joke by FruityCuties, on Flickr

So cute!

LOL these pictures are so funny! Sure brightened my day!

brilliant, thank you all for making me smile xx

1088500 by sandydg350762, on Flickr

Does anyone know why all of the pictures appear as as little sunken boxes with a red X in them??? I wanna see the pretty pictures....

No idea..I can see them.

Can you see this?


IRS warzone by thomastoons, on Flickr

Laws Still On The Books!

1. In ALABAMA, it's illegal to play dominoes on Sundays.
2. If a CALIFORNIA woman drives a car while wearing a housecoat, she's breaking the law.
3. People who flirt on the streets of NEW YORK can be fined $25.00.
4. In NORTH DAKOTA, it's illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
5. In CONNECTICUT, you're not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
6. No one in KENTUCKY may carry an ice cream cone in his pocket.
7. People in MASSACHUSETTS are not allowed to snore unless their windows are closed--and locked!
8. In NEBRASKA, parents can be arrested if their child burps during a church service.
9. No one in OKLAHOMA is allowed to make funny faces at a dog.
10. In PENNSYLVANIA, no man can purchase alcohol without written permission from his wife.
11. No one in GEORGIA is allowed to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
12. It's illegal to wake up a sleeping fireman in WISCONSIN.
13. All lollipops are banned in the state of WASHINGTON.
14. In ILLINOIS, it's illegal to eat in a place that's on fire.