on the lighter side

The peas= in the dog's nose

. . . like kids put peas up their noses . . .

Well, maybe. The humor of it, if any, escapes me.

I LOVE laughing out loud. Thanks!!!

I love the pic but something about the way you phrased that made me LOL

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Three aspiring student psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from the University of Houston, "What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," replied the student.
"And the opposite of depression?" the professor asked of the young lady from Rice.
"Elation," said she.
"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the opposite of woe?"
The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."

Since I know that Van Gogh is sort of a "hero" to some of us, and even NAMI has used his stuff to promote awareness of mental illness, I just have to show off my sophistication by sharing my knowledge of the rest of his clan:

His uncle, the magician, Wherediddy Gogh.

His cousin from Mexico, Amee Gogh.

His Mexican cousin's American half brother, Grin Gogh.

His nephew who drove a stagecoach for a living, Wellsfar Gogh.

His constipated uncle, Cant Gogh.

His ballroom dancing aunt, Tang Gogh.

I'm sure you're all impressed.

I am impressed to the extreme!!!
Good stuff on this thread--thanks!!!

“Mr. Jones," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit."

"Does that mean I'm cured?" he asked.

"For all practical purposes, yes," she said, "I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven't stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know where the kleptomania came from."

"Well, that's terrific, Doctor. Before I go, I'd like to tell you something. Although our relationship is strictly professional, it's been one of the most rewarding of my life. I wish I could do something to repay you for helping me."

"You've paid my fee," the doctor said. "That's the only responsibility you have."

"I know," Jones said. "But isn't there some personal favor I could do for you?"

"Well," the doctor said, "I'll tell you what. If you ever suffer a relapse, my son could use a nice portable color television."

naughty therapist!!!!!!!

The grandchildren came to visit today. The cats got properly chased around the house. Later we took them out for pizza, did a little shopping, came back, watched some cartoons....

As they were getting ready to leave, my daughter said to her two-year-old son, "Let's get your shoes and coat on so we can go home. OK baby?"

To which he replied, "OK baby."

I was wondering if you took the cats out for pizza.....LOL

"The cats got properly chased around the house. Later we took them out for pizza, did a little shopping, came back, watched some cartoons...."

^^LOL. Awkardly worded. I am tired. It's 9:30 PM here. I think I'll go to bed.

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds, "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
"I'm curious," the first man then asks, "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks, "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."
The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love." The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."
"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"

^^^funny!!

One Saturday night, a man walked into a bar in New York and ordered four beers. The bartender brought them and noticed that the guy solemnly lifted each one for a moment before drinking it down.

This went on every Saturday for a couple of months, and finally the bartender could contain his curiosity no longer. “Say buddy,” he said, “you mind if I ask you something? What’s with the four beers and all?”

The man said, “Ah, well, you see I’m from Ireland, and I left behind three brothers when I came to America. Back in the old country, we had a custom of gettin’ together every Saturday and havin’ a pint together, and when I left we made a pact that we’d each continue the custom. So this glass is for me, and these are for me three brothers.”

A few weeks later the man came in as usual, but this time he ordered only three beers. The bartender watched as he silently lifted each one, and drank it down. Then he went over to the customer and said, “I’m sorry for your loss, friend.”

The man looked puzzled. “What d’you mean?”

The bartender said,” Well, for a long time now you’ve been coming in here and ordering four beers, and you’ve told me that you drink them in honor of your brothers back in the old country… and now tonight you ordered only three, so it seems that one of your brothers has died, and I’d just like to give you my condolences.”

“Oh, that,” the man said. “No,no, everyone is fine. One of me brothers has given up beer for Lent.”

The caption read "Double No" (sign prohibits bikes and dogs)