Although I love the quizzes and invariably learn from them, I notice they left out some of the most important questions. (This is just for fun, so don't be offended all you quiz wizze's!

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
My answer-There's an off switch?

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
My answer-3 or 4.

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
My answer-depends on the week-longest stinkfest-5 days.

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
My answer-4, but one main favorite, Thumper the rabbit, because he is the
perfect size for snuggling.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
My answer-too many to count.

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
My answer-define clean.

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
My answer-throw my meds away, watch my very favorite movie (Serenity)
get incredibly drunk and have one last decent ****.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
My answer-Sorry, Uncle Chester.

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
My answer-my gun is loaded and I'm not afraid to go back to prison.

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
My answer-same as #9.

Hope I made you smile.

[IchbinkeinTeufel]

So, ... we supposed to C&P and then do this quiz, too? I hope so, because I also love quizes. :P Here goes...

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
I don't have a TV to turn on or off. xD

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
I don't have pajamas. 'o.O I are man of 27 years, ... something about pajamas on a grown man doesn't quite fit me.

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
Shower? At least 1, I suppose. I body wash a lot, though, because I workout, ... basically every day, and wash my head/face every morning.

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
Gawd no, ... none, ...eew. xD

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
Not sure, but at least once.

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
Way... too... long.

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
Lol to the original from T&S. xD That sounds pretty good, actually. I think I'd just try to survive, ... to hell with giving up.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
o.o How's that even a question? xD I know this can lead into a debate as to whether a human life should be held to a higher regard than an animal's, ... but, ... I'd totally save the relative! Sorry, Leo.

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
*confused*

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
*still confused and not remotely interest in suicide; life is too precious for that*

Encore!

Thanks Z!

You are too funny!

[Werewoman]

1. Does paying attention to what's on count? Cuz in that case my answer is the same as yours T&S.

2. You mean people sometimes take them off? News to me.

3. As needed only. My skin dries out too easily otherwise.

4. Does hubby count? If so, then just the one. He hogs the covers enough as it is without having other stuffed beings in the bed.

5. None so far, but there's still time.......

6. Which one? My house has several, all of which I can honestly say are ignored in equal measure until they reach critical mass. Then I get someone else to clean it, cuz I'm the MOM!

7. Nothing. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, and the hat. Let's see, besides Y2K and the Mayans? Not to mention various religious cults and others.....

8. No pets. I'm happy to say I am now living a poo-free existence which I am enjoying immensely (although there's an adorable stray kitten in the neighborhood I have my eye on....NO! No more poo producing critters!....BUT it's so cute.....NO!) Sorry DID kicked in there for a sec.

9. I promise I won't shoot you in the back, but your front is fair game!

10. I promise not to shoot you in the back, but your front is fair game!

Thanks T&S! That was fun!

[annie11]

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
20 hours

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
No PJ's. I dress about four days a week

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
One

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
I sleep with real ones.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
Once or twice. I forgive her.

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
2 months

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
Sit and analyze the situation..

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
The pet.

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
I give them cliches back : )

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan
My answer is - Of course not.

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
I actually rarely do. If we are getting technical here. But the crt? With Spongebob or any other number of readily available cartoons? I'm going to give an embarrassing percentage- about 85-90%.

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
Every day.

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
About five.

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
Sometimes one.
Sometimes the animal I sleep with has a beard and brown eyes and is about 6'1". And tells super offensive but hilarious jokes.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
Which one?

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
Almost an entire year. I've gone a good ten months without letting anyone look into the doorway.

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
Walk naked way more often, be more creative with what part of my body what piece of clothing goes, say F*** anywhere, pick my nose more, say exactly what was on my mind [if someone asks me "what do you think/do you like it/be honest" they will get a precisely appropriate response], be extremely impulsive, pick my wedgies without checking if anyone was around. I mean, probably just be me on level 15 as opposed to the usual 7 or so I have going on.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
I'm my favorite relative, so I'm not sure how to answer that exactly.

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
I'm not sure anyone really seriously tries to tell me things like that at this point? I'm not just being facetious. But I think the last time I made a really cruel joke at their expense- sorry but it kind of feels like you are doing that to me when I am fed that kind of crap.


10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
"I plan to talk to someone way more competent very very soon."

Thanks so much werewoman (luv the handle, btw) annie11 and Josie the Girl-I have been LMAO for the last ten minutes.

Thanks for taking it in the spirit of fun it was intended. I was thinking BP when writing it, but Lord knows we all have our own wierdness.

You guys are so funny! Thanks for all the laughs!

[Strive4health]

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
I barely have the tv on...unless you count youtube clips as tv :P

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
Every day!

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
Every day

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
Does it count if he talks back and I sometimes don't get ANY sleep :P

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
Nothing, but it doesn't stop regular people from being stupd.

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
Probably an entire year, which is bad because the dust bunnies like to creep up and scream "HEEEEY!" when I least expect it.

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
I'd tell the guy I had a crush on in hs that I had the hots for him and I wanted to kiss him the last time I saw him and not give some lame hug; I'd travel to see my relatives back east, I'd get laid more, I'd make all the damn desserts I wanted to eat and tell all the people who give me grief to stfu.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?

Hahaha I win because my pets are fish!!

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?

I'm actually not on any meds surprisingly!


10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
I'd say yeah, I'm going to call Scottie and say "beam me up, yo!"

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
If you include watching TV on my computer/iPad, at least 24. Give or take a few hours...

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
Almost every day, though sometimes it happens at like 8 PM or something which makes no sense, I know.

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
I just shower when I feel I need to. It probably averages out to maybe one to three times a week. I wash my hair once every week (maybe two if it isn't the summer)

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
I have one that I sleep with occasionally.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?

I'm sure there's been several times, but I'm usually just so out of it/confused that I don't realize until a while afterward.

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
Hmmm…my room stays so clean for some reason. I guess I don't go very long without cleaning it—maybe a month or a couple of weeks? I guess I could go a couple months if I'm out of town, but does a room really get all that dirty (dusty, yes) if you're not using it?

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
I think I would call up a certain someone and tell him that since the world is ended, it would save him him from any complications that would happen if we were together and ask if he would like my virginity. And if not, I don't know…I think I'd still be too scared to do anything. In the back of my mind, I would feel if I did things that had consequences then the world would not end up ending after all and I'd have to live with said consequences.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would you save?
I don't have any pets, so I guess relative? I'd probably just not realize someone was drowning. I don't really pay that close attention. I'd probably just be like, "Quiet! I'm reading!" or something...

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
You really ought to add "So, did you use to cut yourself?", since that seems like the only one I ever really hear. But when it comes to asking whether I've taken medication, I might respond, "Does it look like I have?" *wicked grin*

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
I just respond, "Uh…no?"

And now, I shall answer the questions with Spongebob gifs/memes:

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?


2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?


3. How many times do you shower weekly?



5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?



6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?


7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
1.
2.
3.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would you save?


9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?


10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
The tv is usually on but considering there are 3 kids in the house its not all my doing

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s? I dont' wear traditional pj's, usually just shorts for comfort but I rarely will actually wear them all day.

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
ideally, daily. lately about 5 or so. Quite literally feel sickeningly gross if I go more than a day without and have to be extremely lazy not to.

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
I don't have any.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
I dont' know the number but let's just say I no longer have a pdoc or Therapist for this reason XD

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
I typically clean my whole apartment or try to once a week. Whether it's thorough due to being distracted from the chore at times, is another question

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
I dont' ponder what ifs, but try to keep in mind I have no idea what's to come.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
...

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication? The only one I can respond to is the last one "did you take your medication?" Let's just say been apart from my ex for nearing on 3 years and been med free for much of the time.. Hmmm curious.

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
I always have a plan.

[IchbinkeinTeufel]

Please make another! xD

[ifst5]

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
Living room tv is on from midday to the time i go to bed. The one in the bedroom is left on all the time, even as i sleep.

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
I'm a virtual recluse so 2-3 times maybe?

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
Every day if not every other day.

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
None.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
Every time i see them.

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
About a month, the rest of the flat was the same. I'm normally fastidiously clean but depression does strange stuff to a person.

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
After the initial panic i think i'd feel calmer, more at ease - perhaps even smile wryly.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
I don't have pets. And it depends on the relative.

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
I'd remind them that 1 in 4 people experience ill mental health at one point in their lives.

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
'Yes - and i'm not about to share it with a piss-ant like you.'

O M G

I can't stop laughing. Honestly, they think I've gone bonkers in here and my stomuch hurts.

And Sponge Bob-hysterical! I still can't stop laughing. Bet your ***** I'm saving this one!

Thank you guys for making this truly the funniest thread I've ever read here!

[SeekerOfLife]

1. T.V.---------
Dont have a T.V.

2. Every day. I would look funny doing client care in my p.j.'s.

3. I take a full shower 2x s week. If I stink from other people's odors, then more often.

4. I dont have any unless you count Eeyore that sits on the table.

5. None that I have noticed.

6. Do something really special.

7. I clean as needed. I cant handle BIG messes.

8. I dont have any pets. And no close relatives.

9. I have never had any of that said to me.

10. Whether the answer is yes or no I would likely say none.

[Nammu]

Originally Posted by Tea&Sympathy

Although I love the quizzes and invariably learn from them, I notice they left out some of the most important questions. (This is just for fun, so don't be offended all you quiz wizze's!

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v.
The same...there's an off switch?

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
I change from my P.j.s to another pair of p.j.s every other week or so.

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
That depends on how much food I drop on myself.

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
My animals are live, one if he's feeling like putting up with my hogging the whole bed.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
Depends on which Pdoc it was.

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
I thought I had a self cleaning room, you mean I have to clean it?

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
Max out every credit card and steal what I have to, to take my family around the world to see every masterpiece of art before it all goes up in smoke.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
My favorite relatives are dead, so this is easy.

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
What medication? I thought you said it was just a matter of Will power? ( growled at the dummy who said that to me)

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
Which plan do you wish to hear about?

Hope I made you smile.

I took the easy way out!

[atomicc]

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
I leave my play station on all night, with netflix on and futurama playing. I don't watch it, but it's a comfort thing. I'm afraid of the dark. In the day maybe a few hours!

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
Every single day.

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
Every day, maybe once a month I miss one day because I'm sick. That's it.

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
A foot long stuffed chestburster from the movie Alien, a stuffed zombie with removable head from the walking dead booth of comic con three years ago, a stuffed squid, stuffed octopuss, a stuffed frog with a heart and a little mouse. So six. Ha, it's actually an OCD thing. Can't sleep without those six in their place. I sleep in a single btw...it isn't easy.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
Uh well don't see a Pdoc much unless I'm sick and need antibiotics of something or need blood work!

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
Since I was born. ahah no...but..months or so. I don't really like it clean. It's not dirty, I just don't organize it much.

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
do drugs probably.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
I don't have a favorite relative that's not my immediate family. I come from a small family. So...my dog I guess.

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
No one has ever said these things to me!

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
Never been asked, never attempted or told anyone I wanted to commit suicide. Probably never really wanted to so..!

Okay Z, just for you. But it may take me a few days. My work is going so well that it's hard to drag my as back to reality sometimes.

And that's a good thing!

[spondiferous]

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
I don't have a tv but my wife and I download seasons of shows we like or want to check out and watch them on the computer, commercial-free. Right now we're nearing the end of season 3 of the Cosby Show.

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
Only when I leave the house. And even then...

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
It depends on many things. I have gone longer than a week without showering. Let's just say I'm not afraid to get dirty.

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
Technically 3. Bear sleeps in bed with us. Hank and Tiny sleep in a little bed on the nightside table.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
Too many to count.

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
Months.

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
Try to spend as much time as I can with people I love, and in nature.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
That's a ****** question. I'd try to save them both. I wouldn't be able to pick one.

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
I no longer speak to people with such opinions.

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
Same as #9.

Thank you so much for your reply. I'm going to do another one soon.

And The Prophet is on my top ten books of all time, and actually sits in a place of honor with my referance books. Love that you quoted him.

[healingme4me]

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
My answer. .there's a TV?

2.How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
My answer-every day, but Christmas

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
My answer-most every day. Sometimes pull a skipped day, but usually if not morning, at night

4.
How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
My answer-zero
.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
My answer-zero

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
My answer-i still have some clothes to put away. Cleaning home, try to, a room a day

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
My answer-
get incredibly drunk and have one last decent ****.(good answer...can I copy yours?)

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
My answer-Sorry, Uncle Chester.(lol...hmmhmm, unless it's my kids, they save pet i save them??)

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
My answer-my gun is loaded and I'm not afraid to go back to prison.(hhmmmmhmmm)

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
My answer-same as #9

I don't have a plan...long past si...

Hope I made you smile. . My answer, you did


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[tealBumblebee]

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
My answer- Personally, I almost never do but my family does about 18 hours.

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
My answer- Yes....3-4 for me as well.

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
My answer- It used to be 2-3 but lately it's been about 6-8.

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
My answer- None. Unless you count my soft blanket I curl up with.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
My answer- Don't have one, thankfully.

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
My answer - I've been mid-process for about two weeks now.

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
My answer- Pray and try to save my soul...as well as hide from all the maniacs in my pre-prepared (hopefully by then) underground bunker b/c no doubt the world would be insane after that announcement.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
My answer- Of course: my favorite relative. (Least favorite? Um...well those turtles would at least get a second look...)

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
My answer- A calm "[F] you."

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
Deny. Deny. Deny. It's always safer to just deny.

[MyraRose]

How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
My answer-About 1

2.How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
My answer-6-7

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
My answer-3-4

4.
How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
My answer-2
.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
My answer-too many times to count

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
My answer-a month

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
My answer-do whatever I wanted to.. Like smoke or drink hecka lot.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
My answer-my bunny of course!

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
My answer-whatever you say.... And walk away.

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
My answer-NOPE always deny... I don't want to go back to a mental hospital.

[Lonelyheart22]

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
I only watch tv in the morning or if there's a documentary I am yet to have watched. I watch lots of tv series and documentaries and so on but on my PC.

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
everyday

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
4-5

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
0

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
A few times

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
3 weeks-a month

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
desperately try not to die a total virgin

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
My mom

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
It usually just makes me mad

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
I roll my eyes