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#1
Mar 09, 2008, 04:59 PM
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Who has the best chuck norris joke?
I will start: There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris lets live. 
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#2
Mar 09, 2008, 05:05 PM
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Omg this is MY thread.
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cried.
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#3
Mar 09, 2008, 05:06 PM
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guns dont kill people, chuck norris kills people
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#4
Mar 09, 2008, 05:10 PM
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Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
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#5
Mar 09, 2008, 05:15 PM
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Mar 09, 2008, 05:17 PM
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CHUCK NORRIS IS SO MANLY (thanks Jerome) that Jesus wears a bracelet that says WWCD.
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#7
Mar 09, 2008, 05:18 PM
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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#8
Mar 09, 2008, 05:19 PM
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Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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#9
Mar 09, 2008, 05:20 PM
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take %#@&#! from anybody.
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Mar 09, 2008, 05:23 PM
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This one is better.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take %#@&#! from anyone.
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#11
Mar 09, 2008, 05:25 PM
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hahah thats a good one.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. |
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Mar 09, 2008, 05:25 PM
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What is the quickest way to a man's heart? Chuck Norris' fist.
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#13
Mar 09, 2008, 05:28 PM
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Mar 09, 2008, 05:31 PM
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If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.
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#15
Mar 09, 2008, 05:42 PM
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Mar 09, 2008, 06:16 PM
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A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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#17
Mar 09, 2008, 06:47 PM
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Mar 09, 2008, 07:04 PM
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Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.
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#19
Mar 09, 2008, 11:09 PM
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under Chuck Norris' beard, there is another fist.
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#20
Mar 09, 2008, 11:22 PM
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haha!
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys. |
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#21
Mar 09, 2008, 11:24 PM
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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#22
Mar 09, 2008, 11:26 PM
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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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#23
Mar 09, 2008, 11:31 PM
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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#24
Mar 09, 2008, 11:31 PM
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hahah Rain those are great!
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. |
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Mar 09, 2008, 11:32 PM
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Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
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