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SeptemberMorn · Nov 06, 2007, 04:49 PM

My mouth FREAKING HURTS!!!!!!

The dentist took out 7 teeth and saved 11. NO PLATES!! WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I have NO control of my mouth. To take my pain med, I had to shape my lips arount the cup to make sure I wasn't gonna dribble all over the place or even just dump the water down the front of me.

Gonna take Amber for a walk, come back, get in bed, call Jerry and cuss him out for leaving me alone and then I'm sleeping the rest of day.

Night night, People!

lenjan · Nov 06, 2007, 05:40 PM

I'd pay good money to hear you cuss out Jerry while having no control of your mouth. Oh, no! Now what??

Seriously, hope you feel better soon. Oh, no! Now what??

bebop · Nov 06, 2007, 06:25 PM

hahaha candy! tomi I am so happy they were able to save your teeth! woo hoo doing the happy dance for you!

SeptemberMorn · Nov 06, 2007, 08:30 PM

He thought it was funny!! Oh, no! Now what??

He laughed and laughed! The more names I called him, the more he laughed! Oh, no! Now what??

Damn Darvacet isn't worth beans!!! OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Oh, no! Now what??

SeptemberMorn · Nov 06, 2007, 08:32 PM

All this pain had better be worth it!!!!! Oh, no! Now what??

Yeah, I'm happy that all I'm gonna have is bridgework.

LMo · Nov 06, 2007, 08:35 PM

((( tomi )))
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lenjan · Nov 07, 2007, 01:30 AM

Yeah, Darvocet is pretty worthless. I don't have any good pain drugs to share, even virtually, or I'd send some over.

Maybe this will cheer you up:
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HORRRRRRRRRK!
lovingly presented by Candy and the dearly departed Butterscotch.

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SeptemberMorn · Nov 07, 2007, 01:38 AM

Thank you {{{{{{{"Li'l Momma"}}}}}} Oh, no! Now what??

SeptemberMorn · Nov 07, 2007, 01:47 AM

Hmmm... hubby's got a full prescription and so do I, now. Was thinking of selling it on the street, but if you say it's worthless... NOT!!!!!! Oh, no! Now what??

I hope everyone knows by now I'm just joking! LOL

I called the pharmacist 4 hours in and he said it was okay to wait another 2 hours and take my Tramadol. AAAHHHH! Oh, no! Now what??

Sigh of relief!

I'm done with all the painful stuff. LOVE that dentist! Oh, no! Now what??

Now all I need is the impressions and then my bridgework! Oh, no! Now what??

Can't wait to have a decent smile again! Oh, no! Now what??

Candy, you've convinced me. I'm gonna get me a yellow cat and call him Butter! Especially if he winks like this one! Oh, no! Now what??

I hope he doesn't HORRRKKKK too much, though! Oh, no! Now what??

PS How did you say we were supposed to get rid of meds we can't use?? Oh, no! Now what??

lenjan · Nov 07, 2007, 12:56 PM

Mix up the meds you don't need with coffee grounds or kitty litter, put them in a plastic grocery bag and put them in your regular trash.

I'll have to see if I can find a picture of the "real" Butter, though the scary-winky one really does look pretty much like him.

SeptemberMorn · Nov 07, 2007, 01:17 PM

AH! O-Tay! I'll go for the kitty litter since I feed my coffee grounds to my wormy-worms. Makes them horney and they multiply faster! Oh, no! Now what??

...

Maybe I'll wet the kitty litter so it clumps up around the pills. Useless damn things!

lenjan · Nov 07, 2007, 01:22 PM

Horny worms.... Oh, no! Now what??

That's now going to be on my mind all day, as I try to picture it.

wickedwings · Nov 07, 2007, 01:35 PM

HAAAA! LOL! ((((tomi)))) you are hilarious on those pain meds. hehe. sounds like the way i was after i had my knee surgeries 7 1/2 years ago. i was even funnier after waking from the general anesthesia. it sure gave me a very loose tongue! Oh, no! Now what??

yeah, i'd pay to see you cuss jerry out with no mouth control. lol. hehe. aw. didn't work? maybe because it must have been funny for jerry. sorry for that one. hehe. whoo! glad it worked out well for you.

bebop · Nov 07, 2007, 01:43 PM

you growing worms? hmmm do tell! I thought about a worm farm to sell for fish bait!

SeptemberMorn · Nov 07, 2007, 09:30 PM

Just picture sticking your hand into a pile of compost and bringing up a bunch of worms all tied in knots! Oh, no! Now what??

SeptemberMorn · Nov 07, 2007, 09:32 PM

ROFL!!! He knew what I was saying, it was just the way it was coming out! He knew my whole mouth was numb. Oh, no! Now what??

bebop · Nov 07, 2007, 09:36 PM

lol I bet it was funny. my hubby and I had ours done at the same time in another state so we had to spend the night. you talk about funny trying to eat and talk to each other. I almost od though on pain meds. I was so stoned on them I didn't remember taking them!

SeptemberMorn · Nov 07, 2007, 09:41 PM

If you decide to grow worms, make sure you give them LOTS of bunny berries to grow in! Don't forget to mix in those coffee grounds, either! Oh, no! Now what??

Make sure they are earthworms, NOT nightcrawlers. Nightcrawlers grow really slow and don't eat much.

Of course, I use my wormy-worms to make compost, not for fishing. Oh, no! Now what??

My gleeker's broke! Oh, no! Now what??

I can't gleek!

bebop · Nov 08, 2007, 07:34 AM

ok thanks for the tip! your gleeker? lol what the heck is a gleeker?

SeptemberMorn · Nov 08, 2007, 12:46 PM

It's that little bump under your tongue that shoots out spit sometimes. Most of the time it just lets it out slowly but my oldest son and I learned to control it way back when he was a kid. We can gleek at each other... sorta like spitting but it's a tiny little stream. Oh, no! Now what??

I can't gleek no mo'! Oh, no! Now what??

bebop · Nov 08, 2007, 03:37 PM

rotfl!!

SeptemberMorn · Nov 08, 2007, 05:34 PM

I just found out why, too! Oh, no! Now what??

The dentist put a stitch RIGHT THROUGH my gleeker!!!! Oh, no! Now what??

WHY???

I'll never be able to gleek at David EVER AGAIN!!!! Oh, no! Now what??

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

teehee

PS My tongue is gettin VERY SORE from playing with the stitches. Oh, no! Now what??

No matter where I put my tongue, I feel a stitch! aaarrrrgh! Oh, no! Now what??

OH!! And I got asked out to dinner tonight! Oh, no! Now what??

She wouldn't take no for an answer! Just what the heck am I supposed to eat without no chompers?????? Oh, no! Now what??

lenjan · Nov 08, 2007, 05:52 PM

Soup. Most Mexican food that you can gum and swallow. (Burritos, enchiladas, etc are usually pretty soft.) Grilled cheese, if you can manage to macerate the bread.

Or, you can say the heck with it and have a humongous hot fudge sundae for dinner! Ice cream goes down VERY easy with no chompers! LOL

bebop · Nov 08, 2007, 07:53 PM

lol anything soft hon and go get that stitch out tomorrow!

(JD) · Nov 08, 2007, 09:07 PM

I have found that practically anything can be swallowed without chewing. When I suffered terribly with TMD before the surgery (and some time afterwards) I came to realize that things you THINK are soft and easy to chew are not.

One of the most unusual was bread crust...soft fresh bread ... but the crust "chews " back so to speak..it doesn't give way and soften, it bounces back for another chomp Oh, no! Now what??

Liquids...and desserts I think is the way you'll have to go. And I hope you do go!

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