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Old May 09, 2016, 04:31 PM
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It's my PUNishment.

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Who was it who said puns were the lowest form of wit?
Samuel Johnson?
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Old May 09, 2016, 04:39 PM
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There is also a spirituality area on this site.
Sanctuary for Spiritual Support - Forums at Psych Central



There may need to be one added for those afflicted with punning.


I've checked it out. To be quite honest, I've found more understanding and compassion talking honestly with friends than I have in religion and sitting on a church pew. Long story .........
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Old May 09, 2016, 04:41 PM
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Who was it who said puns were the lowest form of wit?
Samuel Johnson?
Well, the pun is mightier than the sward.
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Old May 09, 2016, 04:41 PM
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"I've checked it out. To be quite honest, I've found more understanding and compassion talking honestly with friends than I have in religion and sitting on a church pew."

Just did not know if you knew about it.
I, being a completely areligous/non-spiritual, secular humanist, moral nihilist, haven't looked at it. I just knew there was a place on this forum.
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Old May 09, 2016, 04:43 PM
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Just did not know if you knew about it.
I, being completely a-religous/non-spiritual, haven't looked at it. I just knew there was a place on this forum.


Thank you for posting it. Sorry if that came out wrong. There are just some raw feelings there right now I'm trying to sort out.
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Old May 09, 2016, 05:03 PM
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Well, the pun is mightier than the sward.
The pun is mightier than the meadow?

Clearly punning is an art form I simply do not understand. Much like cubism or pop art.
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Old May 09, 2016, 05:32 PM
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My T is really good at answering my emails, and answered several times right away, but he didn't answer all weekend. I know he might be busy. But he ALWAYS answer during the week. And he hasn't, yet. Maybe he's doing this on purpose, to ask next session. He always finds something to ask about with my emails.

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Old May 09, 2016, 06:12 PM
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Who was it who said puns were the lowest form of wit?
Samuel Johnson?
Yes, but only when you didn't think of it first (credit Oscar Levant).
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Old May 09, 2016, 06:14 PM
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The pun is mightier than the meadow?

Clearly punning is an art form I simply do not understand. Much like cubism or pop art.
SD, if you can make that comeback, you are either a repressed punster or an excellent straight man.
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Old May 09, 2016, 06:31 PM
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straight man for sure (which is odd because I can't even think straight as a woman)

(old glbt joke)
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Old May 09, 2016, 06:33 PM
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My T is really good at answering my emails, and answered several times right away, but he didn't answer all weekend. I know he might be busy. But he ALWAYS answer during the week. And he hasn't, yet. Maybe he's doing this on purpose, to ask next session. He always finds something to ask about with my emails.

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I will say that my T also always responds to my e-mails, and one time she didn't, i (internally) freaked out, and when I got to session she was like "Oh! I forgot to write back to your e-mail, i am so sorry!" Hopefully something like that happened with your T.
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straight man for sure (which is odd because I can't even think straight as a woman)

(old glbt joke)
haha! One night in college we were walking home from the bars and my (lesbian) friend was swerving around due to being drunk, laughed and goes "HAHA! i can't even walk straight!" hahaha.
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Old May 09, 2016, 06:35 PM
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I will say that my T also always responds to my e-mails, and one time she didn't, i (internally) freaked out, and when I got to session she was like "Oh! I forgot to write back to your e-mail, i am so sorry!" Hopefully something like that happened with your T.
I certainly hope so!

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Old May 09, 2016, 07:09 PM
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5 pages! Is there a sliver of space left on the couch that I can wedge my bulk into?

Gratuitous day off tomorrow, have to take my truck to the shop. Oh how it galls me to admit defeat, but I can't fix it or find anyone who will fix it for me. Grrrrr.
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Old May 09, 2016, 07:11 PM
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5 pages! Is there a sliver of space left on the couch that I can wedge my bulk into?

Gratuitous day off tomorrow, have to take my truck to the shop. Oh how it galls me to admit defeat, but I can't fix it or find anyone who will fix it for me. Grrrrr.
(Scoots over and pats the cushion) Welcome to the couch!
(The new couch)

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Old May 09, 2016, 07:22 PM
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I have to find time this week to bring my car for a long overdue oil change. Before the darn thing stops in the road on me. And new tyres. I need new tyres before I have something fun like a blowout on the freeway happen... Does it never end?
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Old May 09, 2016, 07:51 PM
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My h almost had to pickup/deliver a cryogenically frozen torso today. Happily, his car was not big enough for the package. That would have freaked me the hell out!! He was glad that his car wasn't big enough, too.
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Old May 09, 2016, 07:52 PM
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5 pages! Is there a sliver of space left on the couch that I can wedge my bulk into?

Gratuitous day off tomorrow, have to take my truck to the shop. Oh how it galls me to admit defeat, but I can't fix it or find anyone who will fix it for me. Grrrrr.
Sure, theres room for Uranus over here!

There, youre all caught up!
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Old May 09, 2016, 07:54 PM
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My h almost had to pickup/deliver a cryogenically frozen torso today. Happily, his car was not big enough for the package. That would have freaked me the hell out!! He was glad that his car wasn't big enough, too.
lolz that was just on a news show today!!
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Old May 09, 2016, 07:55 PM
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My h almost had to pickup/deliver a cryogenically frozen torso today. Happily, his car was not big enough for the package. That would have freaked me the hell out!! He was glad that his car wasn't big enough, too.

Gotta wonder how happy the cryogenically frozen client would feel about being delivered in a regular vehicle. As opposed to a refrigerated truck. One would think that the cryogenics companies would be a little more careful...
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Old May 09, 2016, 08:16 PM
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My h almost had to pickup/deliver a cryogenically frozen torso today. Happily, his car was not big enough for the package. That would have freaked me the hell out!! He was glad that his car wasn't big enough, too.
At least it wasn't Ted Williams's head. That's out there somewhere in AZ.
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Old May 09, 2016, 08:27 PM
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Gotta wonder how happy the cryogenically frozen client would feel about being delivered in a regular vehicle. As opposed to a refrigerated truck. One would think that the cryogenics companies would be a little more careful...
Right?? Well he did say they pack them in dry ice. I don't know how long that lasts though....
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Old May 09, 2016, 08:45 PM
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When your T says to stop being mean to yourself, and throughout the week you're like 'I hate myself. I hate myself. What if I did this instead of that! What if, what if, what if! A never ending cycle! I'm so ugly. Who would dare to love me? That's right: no one. Oh! Better not think that. T told me to be nice to myself. But I don't deserve it..."
Yeah. See how well that worked? At least it is not as often or as awful as before.

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There are so many things wrong with me, and sometimes I believe there is more than what is diagnosed. I fear never healing, being left alone to crawl this heartless, cruel world. I hate myself so much, and sometimes, as much as I hate them, all I really want is a heartfelt hug. Will I ever make it through this thing called life? Or will I drown in the darkest depths of the ocean? Only time can tell. As for now, I just hide and I fear. This is, and will always be my life.
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Old May 09, 2016, 08:49 PM
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Roger Zelazny wrote a fantastic short story about someone who was cryogenically frozen.
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Old May 09, 2016, 08:50 PM
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I have run out of cake. Contemplating ice cream...
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Old May 09, 2016, 09:03 PM
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I have run out of cake. Contemplating ice cream...
A good alternative.

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There are so many things wrong with me, and sometimes I believe there is more than what is diagnosed. I fear never healing, being left alone to crawl this heartless, cruel world. I hate myself so much, and sometimes, as much as I hate them, all I really want is a heartfelt hug. Will I ever make it through this thing called life? Or will I drown in the darkest depths of the ocean? Only time can tell. As for now, I just hide and I fear. This is, and will always be my life.
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