Dear Client

Hi Demunie,

It's important that you learn how to take care of yourself.

A,
I kept looking at my watch because I was hoping time would slow down so I could help you solve all of your problems before you left, and so you left with a permanent stable sense of self.

Yes, you are the easiest Borderline I've ever had, however, you still drive me crazy. However, like I've said, I'm here for you as long as you need me. I am not out of the blue going to terminate you, or worse, manipulate you so you have no choice but to leave and then tell you it was your choice like happened to you before. I'm sorry you are so confused and in pain. And what continues to amaze me is how dedicated you are to therapy shown by your stellar attendance. Your previous T had no idea who you are and grossly and negligently underestimated you.

T

Dear LT,

I bet you want to know what I told T. Because I'm sure he mentioned I sent a separate e-mail to him, or else you guessed--I wouldn't just leave it at "that makes sense." But I'm not going to tell you. You could probably guess that it wasn't a list of your strengths, though... I mean, you certainly weren't showing those earlier this week...
Extremely platonic caring, but not TOO caring, just the same level of caring I give to every other patient,
MC

Fille Folle, stop being so hard on yourself. You aren't a lazy bum or a freak.

Dear ATAT,

You’re starting to feel better about me and my very human mistakes...so it’s time to fix that by somehow, weirdly, unexpectedly, reinserting myself into your life.

No. 3

What's going on, FF? Bad thoughts? Ok. What kind of bad thoughts? Like things you're telling yourself, or thinking about things that have happened? Why do you think that's coming up right now? Well, you know FF, I'm not sure that telling yourself to shut up is going to lead to a better result. How will SHing help? Can you try one of the alternatives we talked about? Well, I do think you should take your medication. You need to be able to get a good sleep.

LT,
I bet you want to send me a sappy holiday e-mail right now. Or maybe to rage at me again? But I'm on vacation. And I told you that you need to reduce contact with me. So I hope I don't hear from you till our appointment on Jan. 3. Though I'll be shocked if you can avoid contacting me till then. You're entirely too weak and needy.
--MC

Art, what I didn't add to my response is how pathetic I actually think you are. Why on Earth would I ever want to be your friend?! Apparently you need more help than I can give you
. Please makesi re you don't come back because ause I font ant to see you again ever. GO AWAY! Do not email me again. Lots of luck. You're really going to need it.
T

I'm not thinking about you today. But I know you're thinking about me. Resist the temptation to contact me. I don't really want to hear from you.

Bye capt... I won't miss you. No one will

wow some sad ones lately

Dear Elio,

I do think about you from time to time, why would today be any different? I hope you have a good day. Remember, I care about you, you matter, and I am there. One more sleep.

Sending you healing thoughts,
Dr. S.

I would *hugs*

Searching,
You are such a liar and a faker. You don't need therapy! You need to just go deal with your life. Which is great by all objective measures. You have great insurance though, so i'll keep listening to your drivel for as long as it takes.
See you on Thursday.
T

Dear Art:

STOP IT!!

Signed, Bob Newhart

Dear Hoping,

You hardly ever make any sense....happy to listen but not sure you can be helped.....

See you next year,

T

Thanks, Bob. I needed that.

Dear Art: An alien took over my body momentarily. That is not how I think of you. Love, t.

Leave me alone sarah for gods sake

Dear Mona,
I feel guilty about not getting you anything for Christmas, especially since you got me those lovely presents. I was glad I asked you to sign my book because I get so many presents it’s hard to know what’s from who.

After all, we are not that far from Roswell...

"The truth is out there."

A,
"As I tell you from time to time, you and I are alright. And you and I will be working together for some long time to come. Hang in there."
T

True dat haha

I know it's hard right now. And I know this is going to sound stupid and cliche, but you KNOW it's true: it will not last forever. You have been happy before. You will be happy again. But if you give in to your temptations, if you continue to insist on purposely destroying your life, you cannot find happiness.
Be safe. See you in eight months. Love you.
T

A,
You are a hopeless cause parading as a client. You are really pathetic with your whining and such. Your need for attention from me disgusts me which is why I am now being a lot more quiet, it seems to work for you. I know that you are hurt right now, everybody, your family, your coworkers, and I would be a lot better of it you were not in existence.
Therapist

Omg Art, turn it the f down. I psychically heard all that nonsense last night, you know. I'm all for getting it outta your system, but can you do it a little quieter?
I'm glad you left and took that crap with you. ex-t




(Ok ok I'm just being silly)