Couch 144: The contact-miked cactus couch

I ran across a recipe for cheesecake bites on facebook. it looks soooo yummy I am considering making it this weekend.

I misread that initially as "I don't do oggles" ...

It's a machine that you put butter and other oils/flavors in and it stirs it around and melts it and then you have to squeeze it out of the cloth with what they are calling a love glove and it's a bright green silicone mit, then you put that in the fridge and you have butter.... I don't get it. It's expensive (I wasn't hallucinating which is good to know) but I'm still disturbed.

magicalbutter dot com

M has one specific pair of pants that are not tight, but for whatever reason leave absolutely nothing anatomical to the imagination. He's worn them the past two sessions. I have looked. A few times. I am guilty. Can I have therapy goggles, something with like, the lower half blacked in?

Are guys aware of this stuff? The visual attributes of different cuts of pants?

heehee I shoulda said (poetically) that I oggle w/out goggles....

Omg I just watched! In case you're missing the "magical" thing or wondering why it's so expensive... it's not really for culinary use..... that shot of the "botanicals" in the beginning is a jar full of MJ (but maybe you already knew )

So you get... magical butter. Making your own cannabis butter the traditional way for use in baked goods is a royal, smelly pain. I definitely have friends who would pay for this.

eww i'm disturbed about them calling it a love glove omg....

I've always assumed that if we women are aware of the visual effects of cut and fit in the, ah, chestal area, they must be aware of pants?

Like magical brownies!

Now I get it. I was drugged so..... 😳

OH, NOM NOM.
me either, but i own a bracelet based on the 7 chakras. But really, it was the cutest find on Etsy that could support a rainbow, but not be so obvious. My doctor saw it and was like "Does each color mean something?" And I said "Yeah, some new agey thing I don't believe in, but the colors are pretty!"
Oh, Hi. I've been doing that for the past 13 years, but the last year-ish has been top notch.
lol

omg Tim Minchin and Derren Brown in the same show. i am in heaven

I cant leave you kids alone for a minute!

Pic please!

Morning couch,
Hope everyone is doing ok

Morning.
I can't tell if I'm sick or if it's allergies. I ran out of my allergy medication 2 days ago and I haven't been to the store to get more. So if I leave a little early this morning I'll have time to get more. But I feel so miserable that the idea of "getting ready quickly" seems foreign and unnatural.

I hope it's just allergies... Hope you feel better soon You can do it!

Or: Could anyone get the medicine for you and bring it over before you have to leave?

Thanks!
It probably is just allergies. And as nice as it would be for someone else to do, it isn't even 6am here...

Ah, the woes of being an early riser.

Oh! Coffee then?

That doesn't sound like a bad idea
PDoc today, yes? I hope it goes well.

Yes... I don't really like her. She forgot my main issue like a hundred times, thinks I'm 10 years older than I am, has me on the same (not-working) AD for over a year...

Pocket riders?

That's the worst, I'm sorry.
Consider me in your pocket! With blankets and snacks for whoever else wants to join.

I'll hop in! Can you ask to try a different AD?

Thx!
I'm trying... But we still haven't maxed the dose, so we'll probably just increase it one more time.

I still having all kinds of avoiding type feelings when it comes to my t appointment on Friday.