Couch 213: The Tulip couch

I was going to google to find a link to a story about it, then feared what would happen to my ads and such...

I had chicken soup today too. A kosher MRE with a matzoh ball and a chicken leg in it. It was quite delicious. I never had this brand before. Everything from them so far has been pretty smaltzy - i should complain?

Yeah, i dont mind seeing Cole Haan shoes reproducing all over my screens, but id be afraid to think! Uh oh - i did just google .

Its like all of a sudden, we are all on equal footing with Alex Trebek. Nobodys number is coming up any slower than anybody elses. Which was really always the case anyway, but it didnt seem like it.

I'm starting to wonder during every Zoom meeting whether other participants have pants on. (Yes, I do.)

Walmart selling more shirts than pants during pandemic

I've kept pants on because...well, I have kids and my father in the house with me. A bra while doing zoom is a different story though.

I feel like I'm in a nightmare between covid and my H. I don't know who I can talk to about all of this except my Ts. I'm trying to be the bigger person, but I want to scream and half tempted to call my mother in law and tell her off. Or tell off H. Or both. Is he just trying to upset me and purposely trigger me by calling me and saying that his mom is yelling at him for giving me back my kids' birth certificates? I don't know how to feel, just know to not feed into the drama.

Sounds like she is power tripping. Whats her point? No one is taking the kids and running off anywhere these days! Gah.

My COVID-19 test was also negative!! Yay - now i can return to work.

That's a pretty deep thing to read at 5:48am. But you're right I suppose. Things are just so weird right now.

Good to hear, Polibeth!

Last night I dreamed I was stuck in quarantine.

I was not happy when I woke up.

Fittingly, it is World Health Day.

Great, that's awesome!

It's also National Public Health Week. The public health organization I'm involved with usually has an event for it, but...

I decided to give my T aka Master Elbow-Patches (thanks to EM for the nickname!) another chance, mostly because I don't have the energy to find a new therapist right now. Seeing him at 4pm; wish me luck?

Good luck, Chihiro! I hope he's helpful.

I hope he's helpful this time, Chihiro.

I hope it goes well!

I hope it goes well, chihiro

I'm about to binge eat a bag of sea salt and black pepper popcorn. The isolation, stress and work frustration are getting to me in a major way.

I just made some easter smoked meat deliveries to my friends (dropped off on porches in wrapped butcher paper and we waived through the window at each other)

Easter meat. So... bunny?

At my house this year we are having Roast beef on Easter. I think traditionally it's supposed to be what, ham? But unless it's with eggs, I'm not big on ham and neither are my folks. I would prefer some big ole T bones or something but we don't have those and we aren't going to the store just to get that. Not with COVID 19.

New picture I took a couple of days ago of Amelia

I wish I was your neighbor stopdog, I would love to get a meat delivery. I promise I'll stay off your lawn.