The weirdest dream in my life (this is kinda embarrassing on the weird scale(

Ok.. This dream is sorta awkward, but I just had it and the weirdest I've ever had. So let'ts start it, because I have no idea why I even had this.
In my whole life, I don't think I've had anything weirder or real as this.
Letting you know this isn't me making something up. I can't make this stuff up on my own this was beyond me weird. ok here it goes...

So I was at my house around 8 to 9 pm maybe to 2 am in the morning and I was on the laptop and looking stuff on fb and stuff on here then I went to a porn site for some reason I clicked on something like five different things. Then they wanted my info and I cancelled and exited out, this is where it gets really weird.

So about 10 minutes later Lex Steele shows up at my house, and wants to help me with an erectile dysfunction problem from the ad apparently he was in the area and wanted to help. I think that's how I got him here or I messaged him, this is so weird.

We chatted and he seemed a pretty cool dude instead of coming off as a complete tool. I think he liked my sense of humor and realized I clicked it and the things on accident, so he said, well what am I supposed to do to make a living with this, but hey I got some bad *****es hit up. They'd be perfect for you, you like "white girls, latina girls, blacks girls , what?" "well I got three white b...... coming over for you so it's on me you seem like a pretty cool dude. All of them 5"7 to 5"2 they be a little short for a big n.... like me but you'll have some fun."

So these girls come over and all these random people started showing up at my house, it's about 5 am now in the morning and my dad gets up and goes to work and is like, "what's going on here? where did all these people come from?" I told him, "he's a friend of a friend of mine I'll see you later."
He said, "alright see ya later, keep it quiet ok people are still trying to sleep."

So then after that the girls are like saying, "I came for lex and his, d..." the other one said, "hoe you don't even know we all got him and his white buddy. whoever you are?" "What's your name boy, I didn't catch your name. sorry?" Then after that we got them to my bedroom somehow I had a king sized bed in my room and my room already had a slide in door. What got even weirder, he took off his close and his junk is all danglin, then he said, "Ok you gotta be packin and you need to take your clothes off now. Don't be shy! Don't be embarrassed I'm helping you get some p...." "Before my performances, I usually dive right in and takes away all the anxiety from it." He patted me on the back and then I got in there and woke up.

Later I went back to sleep and before I woke up now to tell you this bizarre dream. I had, watched part of myself in a porno with 3 girls in a bed at 9 in the morning. Lex complimented me on saying like nice job, you should consider getting in adult film. So the girls left after having a smoke break then went out to eat somewhere before planning a party with friends with themselves. I pretty much then don't remember much other than that waking up now.



I'm completely serious, anyone watches porn, but God this is really embarrassing, but I find it worthy to post, because I have no idea why this even happened in the first place. Note this isn't some type of troll. I even quoted exactly how I remembered. This is the only time, I've ever had a dream like this. It was very specific, I have dreams that are very really too real and can replace the real world this was one of them, but none the less a very very weird confusing dream.

I've had sex dreams before but nothing like this. It's the weirdest dream I've had.
I don't know what it means.

Dreams don't really have a defined meaning. It's up to you how you want to interpret it
And it's nothing to be embarassed about. Although, if you have another dream like it maybe it's something that you're doing before bed, or something that you've been thinking about recently that's causing the dreams.

Maybe you were feeling weird and confused in real life? Maybe around a certain situation that is happening in your life?

The only closest thing I can think of immediately is sexual liberation. Feeling free to be who I am and what I want to do in that regard... That's it. I don't understand many other themes, but I think that's what it was trying to get at. It was an odd uncomfortable encouragement that actually felt like it helped.

Sometimes I have dreams that are long like movies but I can never recall that much detail. Its good you wrote it down right away now you have to analyze it to get your answer or maybe there's no reason for it, your brain was just entertaining you.

It does look like you have an "Open House".

Rephrase that, the "open house" part I get is vague for something that is obvious but I don't know which obvious point you are going for. The whole reply came off as random.

I don't usually have this happen to me. I think I get what you're saying. If it is what I think, then I find it funny, but then again what do I know?

You know much, and you got it right!

Oh gotcha. Not good with the knowledge of phrases and terms. Despite knowing what they would mean. Thank you

As a Shaman, I often speak in symbols and metaphors. Dreams always have them.

No personal sex dreams.
I once dreamed that silver Moose were chasing me around my family boat in the backyard. Interpret That!

You are the Silver Moose! Chasing You!

Hm... When I was feeling I really needed affection from my family, I had this dream in which my sister and I had sex. I've never seen porn and never been sexually active. And I'm a girl and I'm straight as far as I can figure out, but I was having sex with my sister. To whom I feel absolutely no attraction whatsoever.

In the dream my sister was kind and playful and seemed to really love me, which I felt was missing in my real life. Maybe the sensations you felt were more important than the story? I don't know — did you feel proud, unhappy, forced, chilled out? That would give a better indication as to the meaning of your dream because it says what your attitude towards the ideas in the dream was.

I thought I said something on that before, but no I felt happy and confused at first, but free as in relieved. It wasn't that I craved the act itself, I just want to be free in itself to express my sexual needs in a safe environment. I'm always forced to suppress it, because of weird situations with friends, who like hook up with girls and I'm like the one left out not because I choose to, it's just how it is. I don't think I'm good at expressing that type of flirtation well, I mean I can and sometimes be good at it. Most of the time I don't want to show it, because I don't feel like it. I like playing hard to get all the time.

It's driven away people more than anything despite my communication improved quite a lot. I don't mind telling what's on my mind bluntly and being in bold what my intentions are and sometimes. I just unintentionally put off a vibe that I'm not sexually attracted to them, but I just been very good at suppressing my feelings.