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#226
Mar 10, 2008, 06:25 PM
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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#227
Mar 10, 2008, 06:26 PM
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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#228
Mar 10, 2008, 06:26 PM
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geez do we have enough chuck norris jokes?
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#229
Mar 10, 2008, 06:26 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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#230
Mar 10, 2008, 06:26 PM
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No.
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#231
Mar 10, 2008, 06:27 PM
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? None if Chuck Norris is eating it.
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#232
Mar 10, 2008, 06:27 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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#233
Mar 10, 2008, 06:27 PM
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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#234
Mar 10, 2008, 06:28 PM
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When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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#235
Mar 10, 2008, 06:28 PM
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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#236
Mar 10, 2008, 06:29 PM
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Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his *** and take it.
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#237
Mar 10, 2008, 06:29 PM
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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#238
Mar 10, 2008, 06:30 PM
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".
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#239
Mar 10, 2008, 06:30 PM
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mandy where did you get all of these haha
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#240
Mar 10, 2008, 06:30 PM
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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#241
Mar 10, 2008, 06:31 PM
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i was telling chuck norris jokes in chemistry and my teacher thought it was so funny haha
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#242
Mar 10, 2008, 06:31 PM
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oh and i told him your chicken joke
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#243
Mar 10, 2008, 06:31 PM
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Lol I always tell Chuck Norris jokes in school.
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#244
Mar 10, 2008, 06:31 PM
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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#245
Mar 10, 2008, 06:32 PM
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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#246
Mar 10, 2008, 06:32 PM
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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#247
Mar 10, 2008, 06:32 PM
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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#248
Mar 10, 2008, 06:33 PM
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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#249
Mar 10, 2008, 06:33 PM
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Lol what did he say?
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#250
Mar 10, 2008, 06:34 PM
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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