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#176
Mar 10, 2008, 06:12 PM
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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#177
Mar 10, 2008, 06:12 PM
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-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. |
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#178
Mar 10, 2008, 06:12 PM
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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#179
Mar 10, 2008, 06:12 PM
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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#180
Mar 10, 2008, 06:13 PM
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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#181
Mar 10, 2008, 06:13 PM
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On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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#182
Mar 10, 2008, 06:14 PM
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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#183
Mar 10, 2008, 06:14 PM
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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#184
Mar 10, 2008, 06:15 PM
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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#185
Mar 10, 2008, 06:15 PM
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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#186
Mar 10, 2008, 06:16 PM
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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#187
Mar 10, 2008, 06:16 PM
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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#188
Mar 10, 2008, 06:16 PM
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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#189
Mar 10, 2008, 06:17 PM
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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#190
Mar 10, 2008, 06:17 PM
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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#191
Mar 10, 2008, 06:17 PM
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-While a normal poker face conceals the emotion of its wearer, Chuck Norris’s poker face skips all that and just drives other players insane. As a result, the only way to survive a game of poker against Chuck Norris is to play online, and even then you still might go insane. |
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#192
Mar 10, 2008, 06:17 PM
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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#193
Mar 10, 2008, 06:18 PM
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-Chuck Norris has an unbeatable poker face, concealed beneath an even more unbeatable poker beard. |
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#194
Mar 10, 2008, 06:18 PM
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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#195
Mar 10, 2008, 06:18 PM
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-Chuck Norris Isn't funny, stop laughing. |
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#196
Mar 10, 2008, 06:18 PM
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
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#197
Mar 10, 2008, 06:18 PM
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-Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
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#198
Mar 10, 2008, 06:18 PM
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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#199
Mar 10, 2008, 06:19 PM
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-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
-The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in the face. |
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#200
Mar 10, 2008, 06:19 PM
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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