Welcome to the Couth that Would Not Die - Episode 37: Clean up that Cool Whip!

ok now 24...... I was thinking something a little more environmentally friendly this time...

MKAC can you file a brief on your lack of ability to file the anders brief in your state, so you would like to be removed?

I had to rub some serious brain cells on that one....

I could just write to him and tell him his appeal is frivolous, and then he would fire me. However, then the next attorney just has the exact same issue.

Do that and recommend your H!

here are at least 8 characters.

20 more to go.... then new couch time

I wonder what the new name will be and who will do It? I am so excited I can hardly contain myself.

Couch 10:

Couch 4:

Steal is a harsh word.

Couch 21:

All old couches are for sale see SAWE! Get it see saw...hahaha

Spamming til the end

Ok Ill stop now.... for a minute

One behaviorist meets another one on the street. He says, "Hi. How am I feeling today?"

During a session, a psychotherapist says to his client:
"Today we're going to try and analyze your Freudian slips. See, a Freudian slip is when you want to say something but you make a funny mistake and say something slightly different. The analysis of such a mistake can lead to some emotions you're in conflict with, some bad memories from your childhood, and so on. Have you made any such funny mistakes lately?"
The client thinks a moment, and responds:
"You know Doc, yeah. I made a funny mistake while talking to my mother. I was eating dinner with her and I wanted her to pass the salad, but instead I said: 'You stupid *****, you ruined my life, I hate you.'"

One day a guy went to a psychologist for the first time. After telling him his troubles, the man says, "So doc, what's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies, "Well, you're crazy."
Indignant, the man replies, "I am not, I want another opinion."
To which the doctor replies, "OK... You're also ugly."

The middle one happens to my personal favorite.

Secretary to Psychologist: "Doctor, there is a patient here who thinks he is invisible."
Psychologist: "Tell him I can't see him right now."

A man is walking along the street when he is brutally beaten and robbed. He lies unconscious, bleeding.
While he is lying there, a police officer passes by, but crosses to the other side of the road, without trying to help.
A boy scout troop does the same. As do a number of pedestrians.
Finally, a psychologist walks by, and runs up to the man. He bends down and says, "My God! Whoever did this needs help."

And today I went to lunch with a friend, and she commented that her favorite cat had disappeared and the evil cat will not leave the house. She commented that the evil cat would probably live forever. I said, "yeah, like my mother." We both cracked up and others in the restaurant looked at us like we were crazy.

Frustrated is the word of the day... Frustrated!!!!!! I may have to write about it later this evening to figure it all out.

5 more pages and you can be the winner

Q: How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to hold the penis – uh, I mean, the ladder!

Hey Healed..... what's up?

ok new couch time.... MKAC you wanna do it?