The Couch Get's 86'd (it's now under the end zone at Giant's stadium)

I used to be a retail manager and spent all day on my feet. Exhausting.

I don't think I could stand on my feet all day any more either

Honestly, I'm not sure I could. I have too much weight to lose. My knees hurt most days just fell moving around at home.

Man, I hope this weight starts coming off.

you need to be careful in this snow

It is going to be so cold here tomorrow, that schools are already delaying opening tonight. Our high is 0 tomorrow.. windchills are -30. I need winter to go away!

I need winter gone too.

I need a lot of things gone actually. Blah.

I am feeling blah tonight too.

Very BLAH...I will third that.

I've gained about 10lbs since coming to the shelter. Part of it is all the McDonald's I'm eating and part of it is not having my run-around-all-night, 10 hour shifts job...
I miss that job. I love being busy. Keeps the black pit of despair at bay

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Why do some of my neighbors still have their Xmas lights up/on??

I wish the app had a hugs button.

The lead singer of Visage died at 55 of a heart attack Remember Fade To Grey??

In no relation to anything I just want to say: "Really?!?!" Okay, resume normal couchly activities.

That sounds about accurate re: everything currently.

oops I still have my wreath up!

Those are not Christmas lights, they're fairy lights. Look exactly like Christmas lights, but acceptable all year long

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Ah I see!

I forgot to add my bad pun… I am getting long in the tooth these days!

(((audible groans)))

Dear sister: Will you please stop griping at me and being a real douche? When I assume you want rational conversation you really want a high-five? And when I won't applaud your appalling behavior will you stop being so defensive please?!!!!! Okthnxbai!!

And I really only said "I told you years ago this was going to happen" because I can't empathize anymore and I knew you'd get pissed off and hang up. Yep, I know you too well!

/rant

Goodnight couch, see you tomorrow!

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Did they pay you to say that??

Yes! Fairy lights! I want to put them around the ceiling in my bedroom!

The people across the street have all their Xmas lights on complete with Santa, sleigh, and reindeer on the front lawn.

*sits in the corner*

I put away Christmas decorations a month ago, but how is it that no matter how carefully I look around the house, I always leave one thing out? This year it is a Santa sitting on my piano. It blends in with the other figurines on the piano and I just noticed it yesterday while I was practicing. Ugh. I think I'll just leave it there and see how many people notice it throughout the year. I'll make it an experiment.

Hello, fellow pianist! Oh, and I always leave something out every year as well. This year it's the Christmas dog bowls. Oops!

I forgot to pack my Xmas dish towels up. Then I decided to leave them out. Now I can throw away some of the less thirsty towels and use my good thirsty Xmas ones.