The Couch 120: The Missing Element

I want my car back today!
((((StressedMess)))

is there a road that leads to gin and dubonnet?

I took it as more Women Who Run With the Wolves sort of thing, not getting mani pedis, but something deeper--like what you find in your therapy relationship, only bigger and more real life.

I generally hate gender stereotypes, so I appreciate Crocus' view on this. My therapist suggested a doctor for me, and after I looked this person up, I blew a gasket over the way the practice catered to a specific idea of woman that I find alienating.

Art, maybe you can get your therapist to show up and settle this for us.

I like watching the olympics for the sports but I want to kill every announcer/color commentator. I end up watching about 3/4 of it on mute.

A friend posted this: "Protip for those of you watching the NBC Olympics: if you are using the NBC sports app, in the bottom right hand corner there's a headphones icon. Touch it to see alternate audio options, such as Spanish commentary. Most importantly, there is an option for "No commentary".

Am I the only person who finds IKEA directions incomprehensible? Guess I'm more a word person than a picture person.

If SM were here, she'd have this done in 10 minutes tops.

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Who needs instructions? Can't you just visualise what the end thing will be and build it? Dead easy. I built a 100 piece doll house with the aid of a photo taken sideways. This is my super-power. That and judging distance and area but not in metric. I can also smell out diferent types of wood.

Tell us which piece it is, we'll look it up, and we can put it together by committee. All the drawings are online. Youre never truly alone. We can even be with you when junior cat washes your back...

Eta - plus you got those rocks to stand up pretty good in yr avatar!

I am stupid. I was trying out the voice control on my new phone and tried to call my D. T's name is the male variant of my D's name and because I tend to swallow the ends of words. I called T 3 times beore I gave up and just used the keypad.

I can't even build things right the first time with instructions!! I've had to take things apart part way through to correct what I swore I had done right.... oh and I always insist kits are missing pieces. Of course they never are.

Better still tell us all telepathically so we can build it, shrink it and I forgot what else i was gong to say.
anyone seen the ham?

No ham, but I'm visualizing a glass of wine.

I have had two IKEA chairs (identical) sitting in their boxes since May. I can't figure out from the diagrammed instructions how to put them together. Simple design. I didn't think it would be a problem. Had already gotten rid of the chair they are replacing. Sounds like I'm not alone...

H just left for a job, and son isn't home yet, so I have an hour to myself. Yay! I think I shall go take a bath and pretend I am swimming. Since I can't use the pool. Because of the vandals/huns/Ostrogoths, you know.

Hemnes, 2 drawer dresser. The one with knobs on the drawers. I bought two of them, to double as bedside tables, and I'm still on the first one.

Also I've reached the point where I need a hammer. With any luck there's one in the car.

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Im telling you im a whiz. I put together their canopy bed which supposably needed two people. Ha! Or one hanksta!! Pm me!

Hint: first you line up all the screws and stuff. Some of them will be very similar, but if there is a tiny difference, make sure you have them counted out right. Lets do this!

Okay im up to speed. Theyre cute!

I have an inversion table I have yet to put together...it's been almost 2 years, and I am sick of looking at the parts. Pretty sure it's a two-person job & if I recruit my dad or best friend, it will most likely end in an argument (dad) or tears/disaster (bf).

Have you seen this, Atat? YouTube instructions on putting them together! (at warp speed, apparently...)

Things are getting bad. I already called my T , then she called while I was working on a horse, then I didn't call back because I'm drowning in dark thoughts, now I kind of wish I had called back and I'm still drowning in dark thoughts. I don't know what to do

(((BB))) call her again. Your darkest thoughts won't push her away.

Gender may be more important to the subconscious than we like to think?

As the great philosopher Yogi Bera said, when you come to a fork in the road, take it!

(Or has Una already done this quote?)

My t says it at least one a week

Tell him he needs to get some new material!

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