Couch 121: An Intimate Chat.

I gave the woman a cartoon once about a therapist with a football who once again pulls it away from Charlie brown as he goes to kick it. She has never been appreciative of my attempts to tell her what my experience of her is.

My oldest made honey chicken (found recipe on my frenemy Pinterest) it is delicious. Somedays we have cereal or ramen, but today she went all out.

Homeownership sucks. Being a single mom sucks. Being poor sucks. Combined it really sucks. Had no water in my house last night. No honey to tell 'handle this' while I go to work. No money to hire it done. My brother in law (the plumber) sent his loyal and scatterbrained assistant (my sister) because he had to work. She got drenched (I only laughed a little) but it's got a large enough band aid that I think I can shower. Would the fix-it fairy please stop by tonight?

Have a good night couch.

You definitely get what you pay for!

I think about this sometimes when i pay my huge rent bill and have no equity.

I just said "I love you" to a video game character. Would my T have field day with this? There really is something wrong with me.
T websites over here seem to be factual, in the majority, emphasising qualifications and experience. If I find a really woo-woo one I'll post it.

I hear you. My water heater is broken and they can't fix it for another week--I've been showering and washing clothe se elsewhere and it's such a stinking stress. I wish I had never believed the hype about home ownership. It's been a money pit for me.

When playing Pokemon go I often say fu to the ones that escape their little balls

It seems that in this country the emphasis is on qualifications and experience on t websites i have stopped looking after 28 websites but i may continue later. Also doesn't seem to be a template for them either.

These are the Govt guidelines for advertising of psychological services.
The items under no. 6 and 7 are the actual guidelines (More law than guideline)
Psychology Board of Australia - Guidelines for advertising regulated health services

I hate grading.

Grading is the worst.

I usually spend more time whining and complaining about it than it takes to actually do it.

I could write the damn papers in the time it takes me to mentally prepare to read them. And by "mentally prepare" I mean "whine."

Personally I think the best grading method is to mark out a room in 5 sections - A, B, C, D, F - then stand in the middle and toss all the papers up in the air. Whatever section they land in is their grade.

Also I wish we called it "marking" like the British do.

I am watching a family of 6 people try to buy an rv on some weird tv show. I mostly watch it with horror as the idea of being trapped in an rv with my family or any family or even 6 people I generally liked - sounds like hell.

I wish we called it "House elf--do my marking!" like British Wizards do.

When the Couch takes their rv road trip, we'll get you a trailer. Or you can ride in the car we're towing.

Obviously I will not be anywhere near a couch rv trip.

I picture you all like the road rovers (one of my favorite cartoons) Ex hankster and I would be like Blitz and Muzzle, I fear.
Best I send encouraging words from afar.

Ooh! What if we got an iPad and you participated via webcam and Skype feed? You know, like how some kids attend school now?

Which one of you is the Rottweiler?

I just realised I spent over half my life living someone elses dream ann I don't have to now. How do you decide on a dream? All the things i wanted to do got crushed out of me with the ex. Is going on an overseas holiday a dream? Seriously I am stumped as to what a dream is. When I was younger I used the overseas dream to escape from my ex, but it never happened. Obviously.

Ewwww, speculative work like that really devalues the design industry.

http://www.nospec.com/why-spec-work-is-bad

Give it time. Your dream will come.
Would you like a Ferrari?

The second car I had sex in was a Ferrari, the most uncomfortable experience in the world, so unnoteworthy I don't brag about it anymore.

I hate sites like this. Ten dollar spec work you can have it!! You get what you pay for

Wow. I've never had sex in a car. Outdoors at an archaeological site, but never in a car.