Couch 160: The Squeaky Clean Couch!

oh lawdy. drinking with parents. years-years ago, before i ever met h, i went with my parents to my uncle's wedding and reception, and i had just broken up with my ex so i was in no mood for all that luvy-dovey crap, so i got plastered at the reception. the ride home with my parents was NOT fun. Ugh.

I partied a lot with my bio mom whenever I still lived in my home state. That obviously wasn't a healthy relationship.

I've never really gotten drunk around my step mom or dad, but I'm not afraid to drink around them. I'll certainly have more than one drink, but never would escalate to the point that I'm hungover.

I'm a Master's student, at a pretty normal age, neither I nor my friends drink with their parents (more than a glass or two of wine, we don't party with them). Seems rather weird to me.

They just taste like fruit loops

Do they make the milk pretty? lol

My mom didn't even have milk =/

That's disappointing. And totally not a pink flavor.

Pink frosted cookies used to be my favorite, before I became vegan, so I know the favor profile well and I would be pissed about this misleading advertisement.

Okay, I found Info’s Facebook page (via DBC’s). Clever Info, doesn’t use her last name.

Anyway, this is a sample of her clothing style. She’s wearing this shirt in a picture.

Again, she’s 65. I’m not forty yet and I already feel too old for NY&C. Also, I have this thing about people wearing adjectives on their clothing. Like sweatpants with “Juicy” across the rear.

Yeah, I’m judging her. Sue me.

It's on sale....80% off

both of the ones I used would wear that shirt. I mean I wouldn't but I am more on the butch side and dress in khakis and oxford cloth shirts or flannel so I have no idea about fashion.. Why does it bother you?

Adjectives on clothing works for my 6-year-old...not so much for myself at 40...

A 65-year-old woman is trying desperately to hang onto her long-gone youth while poking around in my brain. That screams “Issues!”

Eh, I can live with it. I’m just gonna judge her for it.

What Not To Wear - Therapist Edition

a t blogged about it

Wow- she sounds like a control freak.

Man, Barb has some OPINIONS!

omg

You want to be known for your stellar counseling skills and not your awesome breasts.

I know huh!

Info is like in violation of everything in the chest paragraph. And most of the pants paragraph. And has no problem with sexualizing herself.

Can I say that if I were interested in women, I’d prefer elegant, discreet sexy instead of in-your-face sexy? I mean, that’s why una and I are an item.

Info would disagree.

Part 2 is about shoes and hair haha I guess she would disapprove that my t doesn't bother with shoes sometimes lol

Current T's cleavage is routinely visible (she is way more freckled than I'd have expected).

She only ever wears skirts that end above the knee -- nothing is visible.

i can't believe there even had to be a chest paragraph...

I am pretty certain i saw t in a skirt a grand total of once, during year 1, and it was like mid-calf. I remember because it was the only time. She usually wears jeans or these flowy muslin pants things. that's when i even notice what she's wearing which i don't always. except for it's almost always black whatever it i s.

CounselorBarb™ is wound pretty tight.

i think she would make me run screaming.

I'm going to ask my therapist why she doesn't have a ™.