Couch 193: The Aurora Borealis Couch

Maybe they could be combined. “Would you worship a crik full of syrup and topped with Cool Whip?”

And you forgot which way to hang the toilet paper on the roll.

They said it gave them personal satisfaction when they saw people improve, knowing they had a hand in it.

This one knows my tricks. There is some risk she may laugh at me if I'm not careful.

Hmm... insults are so unrefined. Maybe I will come up with some tall tale about something I did that will piss her off. Then it will be a twofer because after we have it out, I can tell her I made it all up, and that will also make her angry.

I think I will tell her I got a tattoo without consulting C. Yes, yes... this is definitely the best use of my session tomorrow. She can dissect my motives to death if she wants to afterwards.

Sorry Artie I meant the word, I didn't mean to imply you weren't being real.

I suspect she's teasing you.

Good morning couchies! The birds are chirping outside the window, my cats are scratching at the eindow to get the birds and my son is trying to convince me he doesn’t have school today. Anybody put caffeine on this morning? Going to run and turn on the pot.

Susannahsays, what theoretical orientation is your T, I can start a fight with *almost* anyone... current T would be the exception... I know how I could piss him off but they would all be personal to him and then he wouldn’t do anything. Can’t fluster him in session... but that’s OK, I haven’t felt the need to yet.

So annoyed with the crappy return of winter headed this way. From what I'm hearing all over, I wont likely have either of my 2 sessions with baby t this week.... Sigh....of course my luck on the week I need it most

I can't see him today either because he's at the other location and I could potentially see the other T I saw once last week... but I don't know how comfortable I feel talking about T stuff with him. I normally wouldn't care but god I really needed therapy this week

That sucks, I'm sorry. If you feel you really need therapy, maybe see if the other guy is available? Or would baby T possibly be willing to do phone session? (If you think that could help.)

Oh, ugh...Cadbury creme egg flavored mayonnaise?

Cadbury Creme Egg-flavored mayo is now, unfortunately, a thing

Yuck! Unthinkable.

Breggsit!!!

A Choco-bomination.

You’re really on fire with the word play these days. Are you on punsteroids?

I am under stress - i have to leave the castle two days in a row, today and tomorrow. Hair today, teeth tomorrow. Ugh. Also drugs today. Guard! Are the horses ready?

If not—off with their heads!

Kitties kicking back this morning.

Horse readied... speed, agility, determination... she’s my best... she makes a good, if not large, pocket rider as well.

She's beautiful omers!

That’s my Annie. Someone imported her from Argentina for Polo... but, by 19 years old she had run out of luck, uses and soft landings and was headed to a bad auction... even though she is a great horse, just smarter than her humans. So, with me she stays... but she would love a rider and a good adventure!

Good Morning Couchies, as busy as yesterday was at work, I have a feeling today is going to be slow. I spread out my work so I could do some of it now, and then do some of it later so I'm not bored all afternoon. It's feast or famine around here. For some reason, I'm starting to dread my T appointment Monday. I was looking forward to it, but the closer it gets the more I'm like, "No, really, I'm good." IDK why. Doesn't make much sense. But feelings are feelings, and right now I'm not feeling it. It's still several days away though so I have time for the feelings to change. Last night my class went well. It was a small group of us, maybe 7 or 8 of us, and the topic flowed well. A couple of people told me I did a good job teaching. Even though I was really tired that made it worth it. But I skipped my walk this morning for an extra hour of sleep. =/ Not happy with myself now, but it sure did feel good this morning. I will have to try to get my walk in after work. HUGS to all, Kit

I'm tired, but I'm actually stupidly happy for no real reason. As I'm not seeing R- I love having extra money. I bought three different types of fancy cheese from the deli including cambozola and this red cheddar + a nice small 80g easter egg and a ferrero rocher chocolate rabbit. I had SD's line in my head the whole time "women are allowed to take up space".

Therapy is hard, and it does take something out of us. I think it's normal to not want to go sometimes.

Sometimes our bodies know when we need better than us and resting extra is always a good idea, but i hope you can make up your walk time.

So our dictionary so far:

Defenestrate
Choco-bomination
Breggsit
punsteroids
SIM cards
sweetcakes
polyamuse something
coucharoonios. -