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#751
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Maybe junior cat wants a promotion.
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#752
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#753
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Well, the position of senior cat IS open, but junior cat has a number of issues that prevent his promotion, mostly that he just doesn't take feedback well and is kind of unprofessional - he sleeps with the boss, after all!
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#754
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It sounded to me more like he was sleeping with his secretary.
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#755
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#756
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Hey - "administrative assistant", ms. Equality!
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#757
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I believe in male secretaries.
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Please NO @ Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. Oscar Wilde Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. |
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#758
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Don't you mean
![]() ![]() Emoji is a language with many nuances. |
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#759
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Actually I think his title for me is "general factotum."
Factotum is neuter in Latin. ![]() |
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#760
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I'm keen on the emoji story again now
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![]() atisketatasket, unaluna
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#761
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Those picture things, particularly the blinky ones, hurt my eyes. And I never ever understand what they mean.
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Please NO @ Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. Oscar Wilde Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. |
#762
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Have you ever busted a watch crystal on an regular thick outdoorsy timex? I did earlier today when I hit my wrist on the table I was walking past. They don't make them like they used to.
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Please NO @ Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. Oscar Wilde Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. |
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#763
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No, just scratched them. Warranty?
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#764
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Courtesy of the Internet, I just learned a great phrase: "don't yuck someone else's yum."
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#765
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No - it is a few years old and new ones go on sale all the time for around $20 and it still works - just hard to see. I suppose I could replace the crystal or go to a watch place/jewelers. I was more like "wow, I just whacked the snot out that"
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#766
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I can barely read the time on my stupid watch, the crystal is so scratched up. I just have the drone drop off a new one. Im so modern! ![]() |
![]() atisketatasket, CantExplain
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#767
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There are videos on youtube on how to replace the crystals. But it might be that a whole new watch is cheaper (crystal replacement at a shop - $35. New timex on sale - $20)
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#768
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#769
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Is it kosher to yum someone elses yuck?
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#770
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You get to bask in his glorious presence.
Clearly you may need a cat minion refresher course.
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Please NO @ Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. Oscar Wilde Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. |
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#771
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Nebulizer treatment plus steroids means no sleep for me tonight! Can I play?
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#772
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![]() Pun + blinky emoji = sorry, I just couldn't help myself. |
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#773
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Idk why im not sleeping
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#774
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Someone didn't try hard enough, now did they? I think cat who does not sound junior at all needs to sleep with his tail across your face tonight and we will hope after that, you have learned a lesson.
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Please NO @ Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. Oscar Wilde Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. |
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#775
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Your Muse is calling you to work on that emoji story?
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