Dear Client

QM,

You need to notice your thoughts more.

i wish you'd disappear

Growly-
I think you make me feel conflicted. Mine to deal with not yours.

I forgot about you.

Please tell me when something in therapy is bothering you.

(I love this thread )

I wish you had called earlier. Why didn't you tell me you were struggling?

I'm sorry but I need a break.

When will you believe that I'm not going to abandon you like those other therapists did? I've been telling you for years. Your second therapist just ended therapy with you like the others, but I won't. How do I help you believe that? You are fun, kind, and interesting. I don't know why they keep pushing you away. I'm glad you're still coming. See you this afternoon.

Dear LT,
Somehow I wasn't surprised that you asked for a session today. The Dr. MC stuff was a huge deal for you--I'm sure you're still in the process of dealing with it. It's not something that can just be swept under the rug and forgotten about. Because it's still going to be there. I hope I can help you with it today. I hope I'm helping you in general. I'm trying my best.
See you in a few hours,
T

Dear LT,
Of course I didn't love you, either romantically or platonically. It was all an act. You were my job, nothing more. And now I'm finally rid of you. Finally! I never thought the day would come. Wait, I shouldn't celebrate yet. You'll probably come crawling back, won't you? The second T messes up, which...should be any minute now. Oh, you have a session with him today? I'll be looking for your text at approximately 2:32.
MC

LA,

After 2+ years you still don't get it. Man how idiotic can you be? You even had sessions with my immediate family member! So again, you are just a J.O.B. Get it together.

I'm glad you quit. That's what I was hoping for. You don't really need a T. You just have to get yourself together. There's only so many times we can go over the same things. I have a client who listens to me now. S/he deserves my help.

You are a weirdo. I wish you would go away!

Art, I still don't know wtf your problem was on Friday. Wah, wah, wah. Get over your stupid self already. I tolerate you only because you pay me to. So put that in your proverbial pipe. T

(Gee thanks, brain. I'm nervous enough as it is about facing you Thursday. Now I'm imagining you thinking this? Ugh.)

Whatever happens, it will be OK. You'll get through the meeting, like you get through everything. Yes, there's more to life than getting through....but we have time.

You know we're going to have to talk about your door bomb last Friday, right? 😏

You are okay. We are okay. I am on your side, as always.
T

Thank you for acting like it's no big deal that I am going away.

Annie,
We have a lot to talk about, don't we? Please don't hold back in our session next month. It's been so long since I've seen you... please don't waste this session by shrugging off your problems and neglecting to tell me things.
See you (relatively) soon.
T

Our current rupture is just stupid. There's a reason you don't have any friends. Seriously grow up- it's always just been you.

You're absolutely worthless, you know that?

Your\\\'re a todltal dispapointment you fking addict youre gros and patheic

U are TOXIC WASTE

GEt away from me

Go kill urself finally jeeze.