Couch 141: The Inversional Hexachordal Combinatorial Couch

I'm not sure. I doubt that he could have done anything to actually help me.

Still feeling a bit off but better. It's way too hot outside - everyone is wearing shorts and t-shirts (except me, haha.). feeling my feet isn't a good idea right now anyway - stupid ankle and I'm stuck at university until 8p.m, so....

I guess it's hard to know what to say over email...

"She sat there feeling..." - "hei wait Demunie, you're thinking about yourself in the 3rd person perspective again. You shouldn't. I mean we shouldn't do that." - "uh. You mean I shouldn't. I mean I shouldn't. damn"

I mean, why should anyone spend brain capacity for useful things?

Sorry couch. How is everyone?

I had to take the rorshach test and well as the TAT and MMPI tests at that place my mom sent me to

Thr ink blots were very dumb and frustrating. The TAT was easier for me I guess. The MMPI was 500 questions (no joke) on a scantron. About halfway thru I got bored and randomly filled in the bubbles. Turned it in like that

The next day they told me I had to take it again and be serious. Because it can detect lying. So I took a 1,000 question test bc of my stubbornness

Also if you got up off ur bed without making the sheets look nice you'd come back to ur bed and the sheets and everything would be ripped off and thrown in a pile on the floor. Then they timed you... 5 minutes... To make it. Army style. If you didn't finish.. Off the sheets go back on the floor until you do it inthe time allotted

My sheets got ripped off a lot. But now I can make a bed in 5 min flat lol. Gotta look at the bright side?

I can make my bed in 30 secs because it's just a duvet and two pillows... to heck with sheets

We had to fold the corners in a particular way and everything had to be FLAT based on whatever evil staff was watching you at the time

But yeah these days I just use a comforter and a pillow. And a fitted sheet

I hate top sheets

We also had 15 minutes to shower and dry off and get dressed.. 1 minute to pee... 1.5 to change a tampon.. And 2 minutes to poop. And yes you have to tell them what ur doing

If you go over any of these time limits you have to do physical consequences for every second you go over

Sometimes they would wake us up at 5am to do 6 points and plAnks and push ups to catch up on the "consequences"

I could write a whole book About that ridiculous place

Yeah I know that way my mom was from a military family and the sheets had to be tight enough to be able to bounce a nickle off of them

Only having to un-heap a duvet feels so good man

I never got the point of making ones bed. I mean, I'm just gonna mess up the sheets again ~12h later

it just feels nicer to me

Hihi. Good reason to do the sheets then :-)

The place sounds horrible btw...

I'm dreading the end of this couch because if I ever have to name another couchh again I won't be able to... I used all my favorite words in this one...

Same here

Good morning couch. Coffee?

Also to stop my tree picture from showing on my main screen, basket of kittens?



Blurry cuz the little buggers never be still. Happy Tuesday couch!

Same here!

For me it makes it feel much nicer to mess up when I get into it

Messing up an already messed up bed, no satisfaction in that

I dreamt i lost a ton of hair and woke up like "i guess i'll have to put my hair up for M today so he can't see how thin it's gotten" but I just now realized it was a dream.

I've been awake a while, too.

yes. he tells me i am dissociating, or asks me. i get very quiet and motionless. stare at the floor or something. he gets me to get up and we walk around and he talks to me about dumb stuff til i feel safe enough to come back

Yes. Pretty much always.

Omg, theres a glass slipper question. I ignored SO MANY of those

yeah it was horrible haha. but, i always remind myself of that place and those 8 long months.. when things feel super bad and hard, i tell myself... i survived PV!!! i can survive this crap i can survive anything

Pooping in 2 minutes. Respect!

For a moment, I thought you were letting us know that you were going to poop 2 minutes from now...then realized you were reacting to JD's post!

Im beginning to understand why people dont understand my posts! Thanks!