[Perna]

You think those were corny?

I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

[tulips30]

(((Perna)))....I am embarassed for YOU & ME YOU......for giving us the DUMBEST jokes I have ever read!!!!! ME.......cause I giggled at every one. We should both be ashamed of ourselves.

(((Fluff))).....please pardon us....we are all trying very hard in our own special ways to get you back on your feet. By the way, after I mentioned the ice-cream to you....I had 2 bowls last night How ya doing today? I don't usually go online during the day (vampire browser/lurker) but I wanted to say hi to you

tulips

oh god perna... i have a craving for butter now... and a weird drive to stick little spiked knobs on my computer... odd. Btw... i have passed along that stcik joke to everyone.

thanks tulips. i mean that. i am feeling better today i guess... i still am sick, but im not hurting quite so accutely inside. i hope it improves like that... bit by bit each day. That would be ok.

[tulips30]

Fluff, This is the best I could do at this late hour

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Love,tulips

PS Hope you like sprinkles!

[Perna]

When a woman applies for a job at a citrus grove, the foreman asks, "Do you have any experience picking lemons?"

"Well," she answers, "I've been divorced three times."

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor diagnoses him as a kleptomaniac.

"Really?" the guy says. "Is there anything I can take for it?"

I love the self-checkout aisle at my supermarket. The only problem comes when I leave an item on the scanner too long and the robo-voice scolds, "Please move your whole milk" [or whatever] to the bagging area. Ordinarily, I just ignore it. But on my last shopping trip, I moved fast when the voice began shouting, "Please move your pork butt."

[Fragmented]

Fluff,

I just wanted to join in and tell you I know you are having a rough time and I wish I could help in taking it away. I don't have any corny jokes like Perna, but I too laughed at them. They are funny. And it is better to laugh.....anyways,

you are being so strong in this times of really tough stress and emotionally draining times. I think you are showing a great deal of emotional fortitude even if you don't think so. Remember we are our worst critics and our worse believers in ourselves. I think we on PC are able to see the best of you, while you just nitpick yourself to death. You are doing so much better I think than the last time I spoke to you via email. So please give yourself some TLC, take it bit by bit, small step by small step. And try to think of yourself in more objective terms, like you were telling anyone on this forum some comforting words. At least then, you would be a little bit easier on yourself. You need to grieve the loss of the relationship no matter how it has been, it is still a demise of something you once thought was worthwhile, at some point. It is hard turning loose. And you said you thought you were losing your best friend. That is hard. But it seems to me, you have tons of new best friends. yeah I know they are in cyber land. But hey, they are the best. They love you. That counts for LOTS. Hang in there. You are making progress.

fragmented aka rsk