[Loose Screw x 2]

Tell everyone why you are so glamorous and just gush about yourself.

I'm so glamorous because I can draw cartoons that make people laugh.
I can also mimic pretty much any form of behavior and and act like a complete wack job in public.
I can eat peanut butter on a pickle and play through Metroid on one life with just three energy tanks.
I can drive a Chevette like a race car with one hand.
I can change an exhaust gasket on a Slant 6 engine with no help.
I can tear down and rebuild almost any game console.
I can paint an RC car with Sharpies and make it look good.
I can do other things too but, I want to know what everyone else can do. So, why are you glamorous?

[Row Jimmy]

I can punch a wall and not break my hand.
I can climb mountains by myself and make it out alive.
I can coach basketball having never played the game.
I can stay up all night to get lucky.
I can sing any 80s song on command.
I can tie my shoe while standing on one leg.
I am good with dogs, cats, Legos, and women, often simultaneously.
I once played golf with Geddy Lee.
I make the best grilled ham and Swiss on the planet.

[LiteraryLark]

I can do many impersonations
I sing and dance to grocery store music
I have a sixth sense:
I have premonitions;
can see auras;
and a few times have communicated with spirits.
I can sing certain French songs fluently
I can name all 45 presidents
I'm really good at winning and getting free stuff
My eyes have the prettiest color blue I've ever seen.
I live the Four Steps of Becoming a Drag Queen

[Unhinged88]

I'm so glamorous because I can eat an entire large pizza to myself, wait that's gross. Nevermind. Wrong thread.

[emgreen]

I can fart in five languages.
Each day I wear prom dresses, high heels & mink coats...& I'm a guy.
The president shares his porn star actresses with me - sloppy seconds, though.
I daintily devour SPAM & pig's feet casserole, drink the best malt liquors (40 ouncers, of course), & always belch elegantly after my meal.

...In other words, I'm a real class act.

[fishin fool]

Originally Posted by Row Jimmy

I can punch a wall and not break my hand.
I can climb mountains by myself and make it out alive.
I can coach basketball having never played the game.
I can stay up all night to get lucky.
I can sing any 80s song on command.
I can tie my shoe while standing on one leg.
I am good with dogs, cats, Legos, and women, often simultaneously.
I once played golf with Geddy Lee.
I make the best grilled ham and Swiss on the planet.

You gotta tell me about golf with Geddy Lee, I love Geddy tell me what
the guy is like aside from a tremendous bass player.

Originally Posted by emgreen

i can fart in five languages.

hahahahahaaaaa

[Row Jimmy]

Originally Posted by fishin fool

You gotta tell me about golf with Geddy Lee, I love Geddy tell me what
the guy is like aside from a tremendous bass player.

I was at a bachelor party in upstate NY about 20 years ago and he was paired with one of the groomsman in my foursome. I think he just showed up to play golf and didn't have any connection to the wedding. I played with the brother of the groom, we are college friends. I've never been bowled over by celebrities so I handled it fairly non chalant. I really didn't spend much time with him since I was in the other cart but he seemed like a cool guy. The only time we'd interact was on the green.......I'd say something profound like "Nice putt, Geddy". Haha! We played best ball so I'm not sure if he's really any good. I guess my impression of him would be you'd never know he was a famous musician. I think he showed up in a rented Ford.

[Trippin2.0]

I’m so glamorous because I’ve performed on an international stage in a very well known theatre.

I’m so glamorous because I was interviewed multiple times on different radio stations while playing Sandy in our own rendition of Grease.

I’m so glamorous because I can sing along to 90% of the songs on the radio or blasting from someone’s car.

I’m so glamorous because I sing and dance to store music like nobody’s watching (which is when my daughter pretends to not know me)

I’m so glamorous because I can eat like a horse and not gain an ounce.

I’m so glamorous because I can drink and eat most people double my size under the table.

I’m so glamorous because I have an alien liver, never had a hangover. Unless being hungry like a pregnant lady counts

I’m so glamorous because I can burp the alphabet in one go.

[Loose Screw x 2]

Originally Posted by Trippin2.0

I’m so glamorous because I’ve performed on an international stage in a very well known theatre.

I’m so glamorous because I was interviewed multiple times on different radio stations while playing Sandy in our own rendition of Grease.

I’m so glamorous because I can sing along to 90% of the songs on the radio or blasting from someone’s car.

I’m so glamorous because I sing and dance to store music like nobody’s watching (which is when my daughter pretends to not know me)

I’m so glamorous because I can eat like a horse and not gain an ounce.

I’m so glamorous because I can drink and eat most people double my size under the table.

I’m so glamorous because I have an alien liver, never had a hangover. Unless being hungry like a pregnant lady counts

I’m so glamorous because I can burp the alphabet in one go.

You sound really cool.

I'm so glamorous because I can raise or lower my body temperature just by focusing my mind on it.

I'm so glamorous because I can slow down my heart beat when totally relaxed.

I'm so glamorous because I can consume lots and lots of alcohol without getting severely drunk.

I'm so glamorous because I can use paper clips in place of carburator linkage for at least one engine start.

I'm so glamorous because I can teach myself to like foods that I can't stand the taste of after just a few meals.

I'm so glamorous because I learned how to be able to tickle myself.

I'm so glamorous because I can take apart a Rubix Cube and put it back together solved and fool people into thinking that I did it the right way.

I'm so glamorous because I can disassemble a Triple Changer Transformer, store all of the pieces for a month then, figure out how to put it all back together again.

I'm so glamorous because I can win in battle/strategy games and RPG's by leveling up to the point that no one is a match for me or by just being really cunning and finding a way to beat my opponent.

I'm so glamorous because I can relate to fictional characters and their attitudes to help to get me through tough times.

[Trippin2.0]

Originally Posted by MavriforceK9r

You sound really cool.

I'm so glamorous because I can raise or lower my body temperature just by focusing my mind on it.

I'm so glamorous because I can slow down my heart beat when totally relaxed.

I'm so glamorous because I can consume lots and lots of alcohol without getting severely drunk.

I'm so glamorous because I can use paper clips in place of carburator linkage for at least one engine start.

I'm so glamorous because I can teach myself to like foods that I can't stand the taste of after just a few meals.

I'm so glamorous because I learned how to be able to tickle myself.

I'm so glamorous because I can take apart a Rubix Cube and put it back together solved and fool people into thinking that I did it the right way.

I'm so glamorous because I can disassemble a Triple Changer Transformer, store all of the pieces for a month then, figure out how to put it all back together again.

I'm so glamorous because I can win in battle/strategy games and RPG's by leveling up to the point that no one is a match for me or by just being really cunning and finding a way to beat my opponent.

I'm so glamorous because I can relate to fictional characters and their attitudes to help to get me through tough times.

Thank you
You sound pretty awesome yourself!

[Loose Screw x 2]

Originally Posted by Trippin2.0

Thank you
You sound pretty awesome yourself!

Stop it! You're making me turn red!

[Artchic528]

I'm glamorous because I have thick, luxurious red hair, my natural color BTW, that falls into absolutely perfect waves if I let it air dry, and gets insane body if I blow it dry with a hair dryer.

I'm so glamorous that when I grow my hair out as long as it'll go, and get it cut into a short bob, my mother keeps all that hair I had cut off to go into a drawer to someday be made into a wig (she says it'll become somewhat of a family heirloom someday and can be given to any friend of family member who lost their hair for whatever reason and needs a wig).

I'm glamorous because I have piercing steel grey-blue eyes which, combined with my natural red hair color, is the rarest of eye and hair color combos on the planet.

I'm so glamorous because I am curvy and voluptuous.

I'm so glamorous because I have pale, porcelain skin with a smattering of freckles in all the right places.

I'm so glamorous because I am geeky to the core and have finally finished my Inuyasha manga collection.

I'm so glamorous that when I was an 8 year old girl, I won a local beauty pageant in the town where I spent most of my childhood.

I'm so glamorous that after winning said contest, I had a professional photographer snap a picture of me with my tiara that won him an award and a monetary prize.

I'm so glamorous that when I was a baby, people said I looked just like a baby doll, and my mother even looked into getting me into child modeling (which, knowing what actually happens to kids in those kinds of industries, makes me more than beyond grateful that she didn't pursue that avenue).

I'm so glamorous that when I was small, I had large round dark eyes, fair skin, and red hair that made me look so doll like, that my mother was paranoid I'd be kidnapped if she wasn't too careful with me.

I'm so glamorous that I decided to jump the gun in the teething department and have two bottom front teeth when I was born.

[Artchic528]

I'm so glamorous that I make people jealous enough to voice their jealousy.

[seesaw]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

[Loose Screw x 2]

And I'm so glamorous that I made this thread to poke fun at egomaniacs but, also just to have fun because deep down I'm an egomaniac too.

[seesaw]

Originally Posted by MavriforceK9r

And I'm so glamorous that I made this thread to poke fun at egomaniacs but, also just to have fun because deep down I'm an egomaniac too.

I think it's okay to be a little bit of an egomaniac a bit. Especially when so many of us have low self esteem. I think when you look back at it, it also tells us what we value about ourselves and what's important to us, in a way. It's an interesting exercise.

Originally Posted by MavriforceK9r

Tell everyone why you are so glamorous and just gush about yourself.

I'm so glamorous because I can draw cartoons that make people laugh.
I can also mimic pretty much any form of behavior and and act like a complete wack job in public.
I can eat peanut butter on a pickle and play through Metroid on one life with just three energy tanks.
I can drive a Chevette like a race car with one hand.
I can change an exhaust gasket on a Slant 6 engine with no help.
I can tear down and rebuild almost any game console.
I can paint an RC car with Sharpies and make it look good.
I can do other things too but, I want to know what everyone else can do. So, why are you glamorous?

That pickle...Sweet or Dill? I might have to try that

[it'sgrowtime]

I sit glamorously, and arrange my hair in a glamorous manner as I listen with interest and poise to your innermost musings.
You might catch me walking with one arm bent upwards and my hand posed as if it could catch a kiss at any moment, which can look quite glamorous.
I carry a glamorous black umbrella. I wear a slip. I have statement necklaces.
Even when i discard trash, I don’t pause at the garbage can; rather, I seamlesslessy place the trash in the can as I stroll by...you could blink and miss it. Sometimes I glamorously toss trash in a graceful arc from across the room. I never miss, and people often say, “wow!”
I do have glamorous taste, which I define as understated, not artificial, and enduring.
I do have many unglamorous habits, like writing this in the bathroom.

[seesaw]

I'm so glamorous that I've rubbed elbows with big celebrities, lots of them...I'm so glamorous that I've worked with hugely prestigious organizations that are household names, I'm so glamorous that I've won major awards, I'm so glamorous that I used to have a different one-night stand every night of the week, I'm so glamorous I know that none of that means **** if I'm a ****** person.

I'm so glamorous:

I wore pajama pants everywhere I went for 2 weeks.
I haven't colored my hair in 4 months so I'm bleached blonde with massive brown roots (was pink)
I didn't shower for 2 weeks once and probably would have gone longer if my legs weren't furry.
I lost my 2 nice pairs of glasses so I'm wearing the ugliest pair ever and I haven't even bothered to look for the other pairs.
I've worn make up once since I was hospitalized in September.

Alright so I'm not really glamorous, but I'm okay with that.

[Loose Screw x 2]

Originally Posted by TheSadGirl

I'm so glamorous:

I wore pajama pants everywhere I went for 2 weeks.
I haven't colored my hair in 4 months so I'm bleached blonde with massive brown roots (was pink)
I didn't shower for 2 weeks once and probably would have gone longer if my legs weren't furry.
I lost my 2 nice pairs of glasses so I'm wearing the ugliest pair ever and I haven't even bothered to look for the other pairs.
I've worn make up once since I was hospitalized in September.

Alright so I'm not really glamorous, but I'm okay with that.

You are the most glamorous of us all.
Thanks for posting in my thread.

[emgreen]

Originally Posted by TheSadGirl

I'm so glamorous:

I wore pajama pants everywhere I went for 2 weeks.
I haven't colored my hair in 4 months so I'm bleached blonde with massive brown roots (was pink)
I didn't shower for 2 weeks once and probably would have gone longer if my legs weren't furry.
I lost my 2 nice pairs of glasses so I'm wearing the ugliest pair ever and I haven't even bothered to look for the other pairs.
I've worn make up once since I was hospitalized in September.

Alright so I'm not really glamorous, but I'm okay with that.

That last line is what really makes you a foxy lady!

[bunnyhabit]

i am glamorous because have two personalities, love sex with strangers and have curvy 34C-23-38 body

[Patagonia]

There’s a “part” in me that has been dying to answer this & so I give “her” voice.

I am glamorous bec I’ve finally decided to love my body, own every curve, my mind, my life & myself as a female. I can throw my shoulders back & walk as a true warrior. I deserve the space I take up.

I am glamorous bec I can rotate the tires on my car, change the oil, run large shop equipment & understand the world of tools. There’s nothing sexier than a woman with tools & the knowledge behind them.
I am glamorous bec I’ve had the best sex that some women have only read about in trashy novels & I won’t give details. The kind that gives women heat flashes & makes men blush.
I am glamorous bec I am your every day, boring woman you see, pushing the grocery cart in the store or walking to the post office. You’ll pass me by. I blend in & disappear like a shadow. You’ll see no substance.
But if you’re lucky, you’ll catch my eye & see that smoldering glint & half smirk of confidence, sexuality & wildness that longs to be tamed. Then the glamour is gone....just like she is.
Thank you for giving me a voice!