Couch 172: Couch me if you can

"jose cuervo you are a friend of mine..." la la la la

oh and for this i may have to get in line with the couchies who are marrying you!

My mother was, and so was my t. THAT was weird and a half!!!

Only if you understood i meant, i'll see your sincerity and raise you... idk, more sincerity?

I’m guessing the Church of the Holy Rightity Unaluna allows bigamy? Or will shortly.

Just so long as I’m Chief Wife.

I thought you were asleep!

Of course. I will be a Wife Jr.

Wifette?

My ears started burning, and I knew that, somewhere, I was being sent up.

Mmmm my lentils are done. Served up a bowl and poured another margarita. H got home and is in a good mood and now acting like nothing at all happened. Except he said so how much did she charge you - $125? $150? something inbetween? I said no. $100 as before. He said good. that was the extent of our conversation.

Oh Jose, get your *** over here. Ahhh.

Hey art—how about you quit cooking for him and doing his laundry?

The Church of Unaluna insists everyone take turns cooking and everyone do their own laundry.

It’s the Nineteenth Doggerel.

I cooked this for ME. He doesn't eat it! Beauty!!

I may just quit doing his laundry. Splendid idea. T said she thinks he doesn't even realize how good he has it because of me doing so much. I mean seriously. I've said this before on way more than one occasion he wants me to be June Cleaver but he refuses to be Ward. Actually, I have now come to realize that he wants me to be both June AND Ward.


This is all kinds of wrong y'all.

of course this is mostly the tequila talking.

Denial is probably appropriate at this point.

Maybe you could start carrying a “water” bottle around.

I encourage sassy Art.

Heh.

(stupid 8 character requirement)

oh i got a bit of good news today the gal at the rental car company finally returned my call and confirmed that they did indeed get the vehicle back that got accidentized an dit's being fizxed.

tequila is my friend.

i love how i can't type right now hahaha

Apparently x’s give you trouble but not qu’s?

eh who knows. istarted to fix it then ithought why

im feeling a bit better today but have to go get an ultrasound .im am just full of self pity. im sick of being sick . i have been taking such good care of myself and getting my diabetes under control and i start having a completely different issue . i have not had therapy because my therapist does not feel well .i am questioning that because she told me two different stories . and i think she is also taking the next two weeks off this month . i was so upset and scared yesterday i needed her . i still do . i just wanted someone i could rant to that isnt all that close to me . my hubby just is all concerned and that doesnt help . anyway sorry for the rant again . this shouldnt be such a big deal

Granite, you can post it here as much as you need to. Also your doctors bed side mannor sucked yesterday and I’m sorry you had to deal with that. I’m also sorry you are dealing with more health issues.

Art, your H is not going to leave if choose to stay in therapy for as long as you need to, he’s using it as leverage because he knows you will back down. If this isn’t what either of you want anymore-then that will be the reason for divorce-not because you decided to keep working to resolve issues within yourself.

All that got accomplished with this week off of work was eating more unhealthy foods than I normally would, dealing with anxiety, applying for jobs, and not much else. #epic fail. I need to go run some errands to get out for a bit, but first a shower is in order.

Applying for jobs =/= epic fail.

Artie and granite, I just have hugs for both of you