Couch 173: The Odiferous One

Long shot but does anyone know if there is an app you can download for editing things out of a recording on your phone?

My online friend from Austria and I once in a great while talk on the phone and I usually record it because it's hard to understand him so I like to go back and listen in case I missed things (yes he knows I do this)

Anyway... I was just listening to the newest one from a few weeks ago and I must have had the phone near my dog because at times, you can hear him snore quite loud and the voices are very hard to hear....I'd like to edit the snoring out of this so I can hear the parts I have forgotten... I'm bored and now would be a good day to work on editing, so any thoughts on if you can do this?

I am in line for costco gas along with half of my town

It wasnt you, my darling, it was wikipedia who disseminates the tainted honeycake. Or rather, the cake without the honey. Or with high fructose glucose syrup pretending to be honey.

Is your phone android or apple?

I never put you for such a joiner inner.

Im an android.

I swooned on the inside....

Android.

I always put you for such a swooner inner!

Gorgeous cat! Love her coloring.

My cat likes socks and my fuzzy slippers.

Perhaps there's a sale on or you get free loyalty card points?!

I love Costco mainly just because of the giant cinnamon swirls my grandmother buys and their huuuuge jars of artichoke hearts.

What I wouldn't do for a 600g tub of marmite...

I know! That rich tobacco color! Do you usually see that in cats? It seems more like a dog color, which i know sounds ridiculous.

Ugh! Dont kiss me with marmite breath! That stuff is pure salt! Wth?!

I’ve got Rocky Road Oreo breath, can I kiss you?

yes, that is what she would like you to believe! haha!

what is all this kissing going on this morning?

It's the poetry that got me.

I never used to like it before but it grew on me like a fungus, same as coffee.

Just hand over the oreos.

I took my musical theater kid to a local show last night. One of his directors/teachers was in the show, and he’d acted in a junior version. Every time we go to see live theater, I think we should go more often.

Then I dreamt this long involved dream that revolved around me acting in a musical theater production. (As if. No.) It was a fun dream until the end. But it ended up with me backstage talking to the kids’ dad in a don’t panic-hyper focused-how do I navigate this without triggering an explosion situation.

It was so real that I am feeling the aftermath just like I used to in real life. Now I have to drag through my day carrying this around until the stupid dream fades.

"All the single ladies, all the single ladies!"

What is marmite?

One word= hormones. Our little babies are growing up now.

There used to be an old ad jingle sung by a little boy:



Little girls have pretty curls,
But I like Or-e-os!



I’ve got pretty curls...

Yeast-based extract.

Marmite Large - Spreads and Pastes

Fungus is right. Its this STUFF, its dark brown (yep), it comes in little jars in England, its supposed to be like super savory anchovy yeast jam or something. Theres also vegemite, which i guess is vegetarian? They make those people eat it and pretend they are eating actual sandwiches. Its like rotten mustard, but mustard never rots, so thats how bad it is.

Do not believe a word of lc's post!!!