Couch 181: The Symmetrical Couch

I'm hypervigilant today, both online and offline, it's taking a lot of courage for me today just to post

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From my popsicle stick a couple of days ago: What do you get when you cross a sheriff with a skunk?
...law and odor
lol. I like jokes like that. I could always use a laugh. Kit.

Also from a popsicle: What kind of ball can you throw but does not bounce?
...a snowball!
Lol! Of course, not here in So-Cal. There are no snowballs! But a snowball fight would be fun, without the cold weather of course. Kit.

*starts a snowball fight with Kit*

Kit throws a snowball back gently **

I like that first joke...I might have to borrow it.

Hahaha, thanks for the laugh

the radio has just dedicated something like 12 channels to holiday music.
At least two are regulars of mine. This is the season of hell musically speaking.

Popsicle stick jokes are the best. After bubblegum jokes.

I have 2 favorite bubblegum jokes:

"Is my face dirty, or is it my imagination?"
"Your face is clean, but i dont know about your imagination!"
I was like 25 before i understood this joke.

The other one i told here before, about bazooka joe is looking for a quarter he lost. He looking on Main Street, but he lost it on Fourth St, but the light is better on Main street. Thats my favorite psychology joke, but its just a bubblegum joke.

Law and odor. DA-DONK!

I'm having paranoid thoughts tonight

You forgot to add, “bah, humbug!”

Or is that just for therapists?

I am saving it. I can't peak xmas grouch before veteran's day. But really - do we need xmas channels before thanksgiving?
I don't think so. (and this is not just because I think we never need xmas channels)

Is there any Thanksgiving music?

Feeling a bit crook. Temperature 36.2. My temperature always goes down before it goes up.

I agree Christmas comes too early.

A few songs children sing in school but otherwise no.

I'm bothered by already seeing ads for Black Friday sales...and Target today was all done up in Christmas stuff. When did it start going straight from Halloween to Christmas?

Can't they at least wait until after Thanksgiving?

I just learned an awesome word: rantallion.

Now I have another word to use at civilian Hummer drivers and ex-husbands.

Again, people trying to give me nightmares!

Is that word going to be on the final exam?

Yes, example sentence: “I defenestrated the callipygian rantallion.”

Ooh i do not like me a callipygian Achilles. That would definitely be his weakness!

I'm struggling tonight with my dad's death. My mom mailed me a CD of the service which I can't listen to because I don't have any computers with a CD drive. She also mailed me a whatever they call that folded paper thing that has the service details written on it. On the back is a biography of my dad and they've misspelled my name. For some reason that feels incredibly hurtful.

Had a wobble yesterday, and am working today. Looking forward to staring at a wall this afternoon.