Couch 213: The Tulip couch

EM and I didn't even get to the song phase. Come to think of it, neither did exhankster and I.

Well, how do you put the cut hot dogs on the hamburger bun? (Now) head by head or head by tail? It kind of messes up the eating sequential experience of tail, belly, tail.

Sheesh!

Eta - and i believe we did. Only maybe a song made up with other foodstuffs.

I am watching monty python and they are singing one of my favorite monty python songs - every sperm is sacred

I worry about you. But at least you didn't tell me you put ketchup on hot dogs

LOL, As a Catholic, I appreciate that song!

As an ex-catholic so do I

I don’t put anything on hot dogs. Is there hope for us?

Sugar free ketchup!

On tofu-weenies?

On nathans not-so-famous fat free kosher 1 pt on weight watchers skinny arse pups...

The tofu ones might actually have more flavor. And you wonder why I am not sending you meat presents.

I thought that might be a provocative statement. I also put beans in my chili, which I am told is sacrilege by my Texan friends.

For Easter, my parents had a bottle of bourbon delivered to my front door

Ooh, what kind? No pressure, but this will determine whether and/or how much they love you...

Woodford Reserve Double Oaked!

That sounds pretty darn nice. But now dont go making "hand sanitizer" out of it!

In other pet stories, I had my one guinea pig out (the braver-seeming one) and was holding her on my chest. She started to make her way to my shoulder, and I was like, "Aw, I know some pigs like to do that." Except then she tried to take off across the back of the couch, but I caught her! I thought she was being affectionate, but think she was actually just planning an escape route!

Hello everyone, I have a couple of questions for american PCers. 1) are all American therapists required to be APA members? 2) how do you find out if someone is an APA member? And 3) can you complain about an APA member's conduct if you are not the victim of it?
Thanks, hope you are all doing okay.

Okay, yeah, they definitely love you. Phew!

Hi echoes. Off the cuff i would say:
1. No
2. Check the members list on its site
3. Yes if the affected person is a minor or otherwise dependent person.

Hi Other EM! Some therapists are not psychologists, so no, they aren't all APA members. (I am not sure if all psychologists have to be APA members, but I doubt it.) Complaints would likely go to the relevant licensing board, which is in the state where the therapist is licensed. I'm sure you can complain if you are not the victim, but it's hard to say what, if anything, would happen as a result. (Likely depends on a variety of factors, like how egregious it was, if there were witnesses, etc.)

I put meatless bean chili on my vegetarian hot dog and top it off with ketchup and mustard.

IF you really have a desire for some reason to get involved about what a therapist in the united states is doing that is not to you, report them to their state's licensing board. But in general the boards of the states I have dealt with as an attorney are not usually going to get that worked up by a third party report.

Call The Midwife tonight!

You know i just like saying that, barren old crone that i am...

I made 40-minute hamburger buns today because I didn't want to mask up and sanitize all the things just to buy buns. The recipe said it made a dozen, but they were tiny (I should've read the comments and divided the dough into 8), so we had sliders instead of full-sized burgers. They were so simple and tasty I may never buy store buns again.

I realize I have been spoiled. I am used to just hopping in the car to run to the store to pick up one or two missing items.